Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies

After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of them naturally). Expect all the usual Sexted fun, with added groaning.Thank you to the lovely Giorgio and Marcin from Urban for coming on the podcast. If you fancy an at-home massage, get 10% off your first treatment with the code BOSS, you’ve got until the 31st August to use the code. Just head to www.urban.co and book now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you to pay for half of the meal because you didn’t put out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered what Jordan spends his nights Googling? Never fear, comrades — we have the answers! Meanwhile, William’s getting told off for how he eats rice, and a listener writes in with a top tip for anonymously informing a one-night stand that they might have an STI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William's back from New York, and he's proudly boasting a rat free visit. Jordan enjoys some high brow dilemmas from the G&Divas, including the intricacies of yawning etiquette and the age-old debate on American versus European dining styles. But don't worry, usual Sexted service resumes with chat about a mid-dinner passionate encounter gone awry, plus what to do if you're left out of a group outing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out all the stops for our first transatlantic recording, and the boys are ready to tackle your worldwide dilemmas concerning dirty housemates, how to seat odd numbers of dinner guests, and what to say to the postman when he catches you in the middle of waxing a private area.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real question is - what on earth would you call it? Meanwhile, the boys also receive a brilliantly specific bit of expert advice on how much effort one should go to when preparing their posterior for a medical appointment. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’s joined a very elite club that sounds a bit like a cult. The boys then get to answering your everyday dilemmas involving naughty children, STIs and relationships with your pupil's parent.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.