Help They Put My Dinner In a Mortuary

Jordan has finally had enough of William’s ridiculous food etiquette videos and has decided to teach him how to eat proper food like a normal person. Ever hungry for the limelight, Producer Ben makes an appearance with a completely normal demonstration of how to eat a pickled egg.This episode of Help I Sexted My Boss includes some eating on the podcast, so there may be background sounds and mouth noises that could be uncomfortable for listeners with misophonia.If that’s you, please take care while listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it's right to not talk to an Uber driver. William also tries to teach you how to up your coffee game, Jordan reveals all (well not really all) about his new "wine rack", and there are dilemmas about mullets, wet wipes and "Silicone Sally". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re joined by our very luxurious (and occasionally budget-conscious) friends, Chelsea and James from the Passports Please! podcast. We chat about travelling, the rules of correct airport attire, and whether the UK’s leading etiquette expert has ever braved economy. Plus, Chelsea and James help us tackle your modern-day travel dilemmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - while William is busy battling his very first proper hangover (to Jordan’s delight). This week’s dilemmas bring tales of STDs in the strangest places and a dog caught in the most awkward of intimate moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know who should really get into pints? William. You know who thinks that? Jordan. With those stereotypes out of the way, the boys dive into your work mishaps and attempt to decode the G&Divas’ wildest typos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s more likely - Jordan buying a Vespa, or the boys doing a gym session together? Apparently both are happening (and they say they haven’t changed). Things swiftly return to reality though when they tackle your dilemmas, including how to be friendly without being flirty, and a letter from a G&Diva whose dinner ended up in a very different kind of ‘fridge’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Ben’s Big Benders terrorised the middle of Tuesday’s episode, it’s time to hear your actual thoughts on Jordan’s Joke of the Week. Elsewhere we hear your travel wardrobe stories and a G&Diva wants to know the right way to “ravish” nuts, leading to a spontaneous Top 3 run down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan has made a discovery that comes as no surprise to no one who has received an email from him in the past 18 months. But both William and Jordan are surprised by a shocking new feature smack bang in the middle. The dilemmas pull the boys in all sorts of directions, with one letter particularly close to home for our favourite etiquette expert, and another that leaves Jordan proclaiming "snitches get stitches". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who gets to decide if something is common or not? Well William and Jordan continue to stake their claim as the experts as they go through your suggestions of what should or shouldn't be on the list. Elsewhere there's continued disagreements about the strength of France and Spain and some more information about William's letter to the Pope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all thanks to Jet2, and Jordan is not hiding his envy. The boys unpack every detail of their Mediterranean getaway: the food, the sights, the unexpected activities - did someone say Popeye Village? - and of course, the souvenirs they’ve brought home for Jordan. It’s true what they say, nothing does beat a Jet2holiday - especially in Malta! For your chance to win a trip to Malta with Jet2, go to www.jet2holidays.com/sextedmyboss. Terms and conditions apply. Thank you Jet2holidays! #ad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.