Dec Tattoos Ant - It’s T-Day!!

This week the boys are taking us on the road to join them in Canada, while out filming for brand-new I’m A Celeb: The Wild Frontier. Ant reckons he’s seen a bear… but has he? Dec reveals what happened on the first day back to school in his house, and the boys take on a full-body workout together in Canada! Plus, they take on a hilarious game of Who’s Taller or Shorter, featuring Shania Twain and a beaver?! We hear more of your grumbles too, but which one will take the crown for ‘Moan of the Week’? As always, keep your letters, games and grumbles coming to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you’d like us to use. If you’d rather we didn’t mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you’d like a full-name shout-out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - We’re in Canada!07:25 - Grumbles15:25 - Back To School20:18 - National Television Awards22:00 - Bayeux Tapestry31:30 - Cable Cars & Bears34:48 - Ant & Dec Full Body Workout44:00 - Taller or Shorter?49:45 - Listener Questions53:49 - Live Podcast? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

While the boys were away, Hecklers Corner came to play - what happened over the summer when people phoned the studio? Well join us for this week’s bonus episode with a hilarious answering machine that’s bursting at the seams with voicemails! We hear from Ant all the way back in 1996, Dec shares his own advice for getting older, and the boys reveal some of their weirdest and funniest interactions from over the years. Plus, a heartfelt moment in the studio between the boys… and an all-important question: which one of them would be the first to make contact with an alien? Next week, the boys are taking you somewhere very special to a secret location, for Life on the Road, Eh. Stay tuned to find out and as usual keep your correspondence, car games, tattoo fails and grumbles coming to [email protected] ----- 00:00 - Hey Guys!00:38 - Coffee Habits04:00 - The Answer Machine is full!06:01 - Dec Dreaded His Thirties08:32 - What Dec Did That Annoyed Ant13:20 - Weirdest Photos15:00 - What Are We Most Proud Of For Each Other?17:24 - Hidden Duck War!19:25 - Who Makes Alien Contact First?23:00 - Respect, Guys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The wait is over. The boys are back. It’s T-Day you silly gooses  But before the BIG REVEAL, Ant and Dec catch up on their summers, after a few weeks off; Ant’s been eating barnacles and Dec’s been eating contraband. They also enjoy your tattoo fails - one which has Ant howling. The screams don’t stop there, as we take you to the live inking of Ant’s listener designed tattoo… What’s the final design? Where is Ant getting it? And WHO is doing the tattoo?? We’re heading out on the road for a couple of weeks and bringing you with us for a bit of Life On The Road, Eh? Please keep your correspondence, your car games, your tattoo fails and grumbles coming to [email protected] ----- 00:00 - Coming Up 00:33 - We’re back, baby! 02:20 - Dec’s Confession 07:30 - Remembering Dolly Parton 13:20 - Holiday Bingo 15:45 - Guerrilla Marketing 19:51 - Your Tattoo Fails 27:22 - The Tattoo Tombola 31:44 - Dec Tattoos Ant 37:45 - Ant’s Tattoo Reveal 44:49 - Respect, Guys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, we’re taking another trip down memory lane and revisiting our favourite moments from our BONUS EPISODES! We reminisce on Ant’s hilarious Guinness World Record attempt, the Welsh phrase that had Dec in absolute bits, and that argument about accents. Plus, we look back at some of our most iconic guests, including KSI, Perrie Edwards, Michael Sheen, Jack Whitehall and, of course, the legendary Voice of Alan Shearer! As ever, keep your letters coming to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! --------------------------01:12 - Guinness World Record05:31 - Alan Shearers On The Line08:20 - Perrie Edwards & Misheard Lyrics13:18 - Challenge Ant: Killer Question16:28 - Jack Whitehall on Fatherhood23:05 - “It’s A Crisp”24:58 - Michael Sheen Teaches Welsh26:58 - The Biggest Achievement31:13 - KSI Boxing Match Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Flip Me, You Silly Goose 🪿 We’re thirty episodes in! And what a time we’ve had - this week we take a look back at some of our favourite moments… The origin of the diary, Ant’s discovery of the name ‘Bethan’, Dec’s uncanny Cher impression and the worst prize ever given out. As ever, keep your letters coming to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - Hi Guys!02:02 - Dec’s First Diary06:43 - Listener Feedback Is In08:36 - Are People Called Bethan?13:23 - Ant’s Jacket Fell Down The Toilet14:36 - Ad Break17:17 - A Listener’s Diary23:34 - Mike’s GCSE Revision Guides24:52 - What About The UK Listener’s Map?31:11 - Ad Break35:43 - No, The…38:30 - Cher Impressions39:31 - A Right Silly Goose!42:28 - The Finale of Dec’s Diary50:00 - Dec’s Letter To His Younger Self Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s bonus episode, the boys file, pile, or shred your comments, Ant pitches an ice cold jewellery idea, and one listener has a controversial take on Dec’s favourite sweet treat. The boys debate whether their friendship is actually a showmance, Ant almost flirts with us and Dec shares some top tips for glasses wearers everywhere. Plus, we put chocolate to the ultimate taste test in the studio, following the recommendation of a Belgian chocolate connoisseur (we promise we’re not just using this as a guise to eat chocolate on the show 👀) ----- 01:08 - File, Pile or Shred 03:10- A Private Chef 05:20 - Guerilla Marketing Tattoo 08:10 - Don’t be a Tony 11:35 - A Very Controversial Opinion 15:20 - Ultimate Chocolate Test 18:45 - Uncool or Cool? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Ant’s channeling his inner podcaster, and has Dec finally found a new hobby??Plus, the boys reveal the truth behind a rumoured secret passage beneath their homes, Dec’s been sleeping in kinky boots, and is Ant’s house haunted?The boys return with a round of the legendary Wonkey Donkey, along with a bunch of new games you can play in the car, including Gage The Age and Would You Rather. Keep your correspondence coming at [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On our final postcard episode, in a dramatic turn of events, Dec has dropped something down the toilet, Ant discusses whether dragons are real, and we have a postcard that makes us all a little teary eyed. Plus, Dec relives his burnt feet moment and Ant gets recognised in abroad…but exactly who is the mysterious "Susan Boyle Boy" they refer to him as? Keep your correspondence coming at [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 01:24 - Susan Boyle Traditon 06:40 - “I’ve Done A Dec” 08:35 - Down The Loo 11:20 - Dragons Are Real? 13:40 - Smash Hits Magazine17:25 -  A Heartfelt Message    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, the boys are hanging out on holiday. Ant's been spotted at the beach, Dec's got some sexy new specs, and they tackle the all important question: do Geordies wear coats? Plus, golfing champion Ryan Fox is on the line, Ant and Dec nearly fall out over an all new game of ‘Glasses or No Glasses’, and the boys discuss their trip to Japan, which broadened their minds. We also hear from the boys as they pay tribute to their friend, hero, and football legend, Kevin Keegan. Stay in touch with us at [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - Coming up  01:45 - King Kevin Keegan 06:00 - Ant's trip to the beach 11:00 - Listener Comments 14:42 - Holiday Bingo 18:35 - Glasses! 21:01 - ...or No Glasses? 27:17 - Hiring more Foreign Correspondents 30:22 - Ant's Book Club 33:25 - Dec's Mini Golf 35:23 - Do we wear coats? 36:35 - More inventions! 39:53 - Ant's Mini Golf 41:52 - Open Champion Ryan Fox Has Some Advice! 43:34 - The Holiday Dice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's bonus holiday episode, discover Ant's biggest diva demand, find out how Dec might have assisted in getting someone into trouble at work, and hear the boys' brilliant idea for a future animated series. Plus, should Dec get his ears pierced? The boys reveal their reality TV guilty pleasures and they celebrate a very special listener's 102nd birthday! Keep your correspondence coming at [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:35 - A Chinese Banquet03:00 - Dec’s 12 Month Promise?06:50 - Biggest Diva11:39 - A Very Posh Company14:45 - 102 Year Old Grandad19:30 - Reality TV Favs22:00 - Worst Public Tantrum23:25 - Animated Ant & Dec Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices