Mystery 101

Kat dropped a massive light on Sara to try to spend more time with her, and it worked! They're back with record speed to cover the second Mystery 101 movie, and Sara didn't even have to lose the deposit on her catering.Send us your best handcrafted diabolical love note at [email protected].

Sorry for the delay, but Kat and Sara had agreed to only communicate with messages written in lipstick on each other's mirrors, and unfortunately used a nude shade. But now they're back to cover the first Mystery 101!Send us the plant you've been growing that will be worth millions on the open market at [email protected].

Kat and Sara get schooled by former ADA Miguel, who shares some unusually helpful info for a murder podcast. He shares insights on why the presence of Detective Long Legs is actually strange, how witnesses to crimes can't then legally represent the suspect of said crimes, and the origins of the Darrow law firm's new digs. After the interview concluded, Kat checked herself into a deprogramming center upon realizing she's been fully indoctrinated into the Hallmark cult.Email us your quarterly law class newsletter at [email protected].

To celebrate the end of the Darrow (and Darrow?) mysteries, Sara gets Kat a cute little vacation rental that's owned by her vengeful ex. Tell us about the time you successfully or unsuccessfully revived a relationship in a hospital hallway at [email protected].

Sara gives the most accurate summary of a Hallmark mystery yet about the third Darrow & Darrow movie: "two awkward fifty-year-olds trying to flirt around a dead body." Can she and Kat figure out this plot even after 20 minutes of intense discussion? Tune in to find out.Send us your favorite Marcus Aurelius quotes at [email protected].

Kat's recap of the second Darrow & Darrow movie has Sara pondering, if her grandmother had offered some special attention to her coach, would it have changed the course of her early soccer career?Let us know what flavor soda really spices up your romantic relationship at [email protected].

Kat and Sara hold a seance to speak to all the dead spouses in vintage Hallmark movies, inspired by the first Darrow and Darrow movie. Did you skip two grades and turn out just fine? Email us at [email protected].

Kat is back at the recap game since Sara recently joined a "self-help" group that took away all her electronics. Using a satellite phone and some turkey calls, they cobbled together an episode on the final Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death. Email us what you imagined Ivy did to get the blue moth fungus at [email protected].

It's your Dirty Santa gift from HFM! Sara and Kat start a new holiday tradition of helping a depressed child write a special song about getting their mom laid, inspired by 2015's A Christmas Melody. This classic stars Logan, Tess, and.... Mariah Carey. Apparently MC did "write" the song from the finale, and later "adapted its lyrics to be relevant for a child singing about her single mother finding love." You can email us about your special relationship with your school custodian at [email protected].

Sara and Kat are inspired to start a swim class for middle-aged men after watching the next installment of the Chronicle Mysteries. Read more about men's sudden thirst for extracurriculars upon becoming fathers here at Reductress. You can send us your duffels full of cash at [email protected].