F@*% Me in the Eye almost featuring Jacob Elordi

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen interview themselves and promote their upcoming projects! As Bernie and Hanna dive into new endeavors, Kristen screens her feature at Fox. How are we feeling about grass season? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.

This week Bernie gets his tires changed as he heads for sin city. The gang also discusses a people team, living in reality, and Dicks. The gang then almost talks to Anne about Kate Middleton's whereabouts, eating a square of oatmeal a day, and the worst jobs we've ever had. Does Kristen look like Grace Gummer? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen discuss Zendaya's plight as a multi-hyphenate, her failed fashion line and her upcoming role in Dune 2. They also guess Tom Holland's height and debate Zendaya's best look. Who has the most dietary restrictions? find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Kristen and Bernie almost talk to Alan Cumming about Traitors, being an Intactivist and subliminal messages. The gang also dishes about Avril Lavigne and their own personal traitors. What do the McDonald's arches really mean? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.  

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost talk to Reneé Rapp about her rise from Broadway star to mainstream pop star. They also discuss Kristen attending Sundance, Hanna having a new year crisis and Bernie drinking Jacob Elordi bathwater. Was there beef with Reneé leaving Sex Lives of College Girls? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen are back for season 2! They almost talk to Gypsy Rose Blanchard about her productivity in prison from writing a book, locking down a husband and an abundant amount of self-work. The gang also talks Lifetime movies, cruises and the name Gypsy. What are Gypsy stans called? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Hanna, Bernie and Kristen almost talk to Emma Stone about her new role in Poor Things, her preferred hair color and David Blaine's painful magic trick. They also discuss Kristen going to Sundance and Hanna going to Vermont. Who did Emma Stone poom poom in the trailer with? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost chat with Bradley Cooper about his sobriety, his sexuality and his latest role as Leonard Bernstein. The gang also discusses their favorite Bradley Cooper movie and whether or not he's really decorating with Gigi Hadid. Did Coop finger Lady Gaga at the piano? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie, Hanna and Kristen humble brag about Hanna's McDonald's commercial and investigate Snoop Dogg's newfound sobriety. The gang also discusses their prison reputations, a perfect night out with Martha Stewart, and the made-for-TV movies about Martha Stewart's bad girl lifestyle. Who is the millennial Martha Stewart? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land. 

Bernie and Kristen turn Hanna into a homophobe as they discuss catching dick and Singles day. They talk about mean Youtube comments, dating for money and douchebags using their mothers as nice guy beards. The gang also gets into class warfare, getting bamboozled by Olivia Jade and INCEL behavior of Joker fans. What is the Bush Tele? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.