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This week, David's son tells him where babies come from, Gavin wants your money, someone finally puts into words what David couldn't, we ask listener for their hacks on sunscreen, we rate the top 3 loyalty programs, and this week we are joined by all around beauty Melissa Knapp Conrad who talks to us about beauty branding, healthy habits for your skin, and how to keep kids for succumbing to the beauty industrial complex. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we finally tell the truth, siblings never get along, we have good news from the city that never sleeps, we celebrate a shirtless DILF, we rank the top 3 Elphaba's, and this week we are joined by twin Dad and psychologist Erez Harari who talks to us about truth and identity as it relates to his practice, how he started an organization for Orthodox queer youth, and why he'll never go on a boat with his kids again.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin explains himself, we talk about the cornerstones of gay men's personalities (audacity and delusion), we are proud of our Freedom, Gavin asks a WWYD, and we rank the top 3 toys you disappear.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, cats are gay, we ask if there is any real joy in parenting, David's husband breaks himself, Gavin shuts his mouth, we give you a Dad hack that isn't for Dads nor is a hack, we rank the top 3 sleepover breakfasts, and we celebrate our DILF of the week, Barney Frank.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David resfuses to celebrate anything but Mother's Day, Gavin has teenagers, we miss toddlerhood, we lust after the hottest twink in Germany, and we rank the top three 3's.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin learns what a "pick me" is, David doesn't take his kid to work, there's no good news in the world, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Summer mistakes, and this week we are holding space with Tracy E. Gilchrist, talking about the viral interview that set it all going, what being a journalist in 2026 is like, and what it was like simulating oral sex on a stage in Phoenix, Arizona. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David gets in a Facebook fight, Gavin takes a family road trip, David can't put his phone down, Russia does something sexy, we rank the top 3 songs that capture parenting, and this week we are joined (again) by the mysterious yet informative Dr. X who talks to us about boys; babies, kids, and teens, and all the disgusting things they do, say, and emit.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin prefers them small, David can't remember babies, there is no good news this week, we honor our most long-distance DILF, we rank the top 3 gay things that aren't gay, and this week we are joined by writer and West-coaster Maggie Gottlieb who talks to us about having kids later in life, what it's like to win an Emmy, and why, after all of the crap her kid put her through, she's thinking of doing it again.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David spends spring break amongst the trash, Gavin "goes to a concert," we love sloppy boobs, Gavin reads the bible, we make an apology to our listener, and we round out this week with the top 3 crucifixions.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David is humiliated, Gavin has the best weekend of his life, David doesn't know what to do during a tantrum, we rank the top 3 worst gay people, and this week we are joined by Danny Bennett, who talks to us about his tutoring company, how to keep phones away from your kids, and answers the easy question "what is the problem with the American education system?"Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast