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This week, David enjoys watching his kids struggle, Gavin's kids are addicted to technology, David continues his rant about older parents telling him "it goes by so fast," because we are an edgy and young podcast we rank the top 3 soups, and this week we are joined by two of TV's biggest somebody's, Zack and Camille Dettmore, who talk to us about this new TV show, why it's pretty gay to be a carpenter, and they tell us the story of their dogs weight gain that you'll wish you never heard.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David receives a special letter in the mail, Gavin dives into the gender differences in sports, we tackle "Where do babies come from?," we rank the top 3 things to do with your kids in the dead of winter, and this week we are joined by fellow podcaster and fellow gay Bryan Ruiz who talks to us about losing a pet, it's impacts on parents, and how to break the news to kids.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we are BACK baby, with the same tired old bullshit we've been peddling for years. David recants his Disney cruise vacation while Gavin tap dances in Alabama. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin and I shut our big fat mouths and finally let someone else talk: our listener! We are fortunate to have four of our listener join us to tell us a little about them, their place in the parenting world, and why in the hell would they keep listening to this garbage every week. We are taking a short break over the holidays, and will be back at you with the same garbage podcast starting on January 7th, 2026.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

We wanted to take a few minutes out of your week to acknowledge the awful experience IP's and surrogates alike are dealing with during the collapse (and possible fraud) of SurroConnections.

This week, Gavin starts off the episode strong with a very funny story, David has thoughts about OPK's (again), Gavin talks sports, we rank the top 3 hottest Holiday characters, and we break sad news for the Gaytriarchs listener. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David is shot at point-blank range by his son, Gavin has criticism for David's criticism of the Wicked movie, we ask our listener for book recommendations, we have a controversial DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Christmas songs, and this week we are joined by mysterious "Doctor X," who talks to us about female health and anatomy, when we should talk to our kids about sex, and why she has (some) hope about medicine and social media.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin and David are terminally uncool, David takes gay Dad advice from Jinkx Monsoon, there is good news with lesbians, we rank the top 3 Thanksgiving sides, and this week we are joined by musician and Inside Out dad Joey Chancey who talks to us about the process of becoming a Dad, what the highlight of his career was, and how he found himself gay in the Vatican.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcastThis episode of Gaytriarchs is brought to you by heygaddies.com

This week, Gavin is left alone with the kids, and David is left alone with the kids, Gavin forces his daughter to make cornbread, we read a listener messsage, we revisit Gavin's favorite bit "What Would You Do?," we have some *slightly* good gay news, we talk about the sandwich guy, and we rank the top 3 aquired tastes.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David braves Disney on ice, Gavin learns about football, our listener is preggo, Gavin has GOOD NEWS, we rank the top 3 people we wouldn't answer a call from, and this week our guest is god warrior and gay icon Marguerite Perrin, who talks to us about dark-sided stuff, how the gay community supported her during a tragic time in her life, and what the future looks like at the Louisiana county fair.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast