Hemorrhoids in Space

Welcome to our quintennial anniversary special retrospective celebrating the release of The Transformers: The Movie (1986)! This year — the 40th Anniversary! To start the party off, we watch:    Fight! Super Robot Lifeform Transformers: Victory (戦え!超ロボット生命体 トランスフォーマーV) [1989]and we continue the party with a second episode from the same series. Listen in for everything you ever wanted to know about The Transformers: The Movie! and some things you didn't. Trivia! Games! Facts! Stories! Prizes! Nuggets of knowledge! Quizzes! Other games! History! Quotes! It's a movie! I'm learnding! theater show podcast[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Allow joy into your heart, exercise patience, vanquish enemies mercilessly . Continuing on with the third or fourth phase of Japanese-TV G1  — Fight! Super Robot Lifeform Transformers: Victory (戦え!超ロボット生命体 トランスフォーマーV) [1989] Or as it's known in Amerca: V.episodes 3 & 4:"Leozack Attacks" (or "Attack! Leozack") & "Merge, Landcross" (AKA "Unite!! Multiforce")Also, showing up out of nowhere, a fan-made MTMTE Lost Light animation by Lal Collins, adapting the first issue into a fun animated series that was stopped dead in its tracks by technical difficulties before the second episode was finished. We talk news, music, PSA's, quizzes, one of us gets hemorrhoids i think at some point[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Today we begin:   Fight! Super Robot Lifeform Transformers: Victory (戦え!超ロボット生命体 トランスフォーマーV ) [1989]Or as it's known in Amerca: V We "cover" episodes 1 and 2 - the Brave Hero of the Univ....Tell you what, if anyone actually reads this, send us a DM on one of our socials and I'll pay you 3 dollars a month[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Every Japanese Transformers cartoon series from the 80s must end at some point. Right? Well this one does, anyway.  The final 2 episodes of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Final episodes are titled Malevolent and Inhuman! The True Form of Devil Z and A Battle... and Then...Then an episode or 2 of:   Cyberworld [2026]Sonic says things. quiz. shade.[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

             ❝The age of Primes has ended! No more false prophets! Follow me, and you will never again be deceived! RISE UP!❞ — D-16 Every chapter has to have an end. This is this one. Despair not, for better things are around the bend. This week, our gang of melancholy malcontents wrap up the entire Age of the Primes toy line in preparation for the upcoming Age of Evolution. Will it be an entire line of repaints? Will new gold paint actually *improve* structural integrity of the figure? The future holds many fun surprises for us we couldn't imagine in the present. While the old toy line sprints well out of sight, our current cartoon series drags itself limply across the finish line. What the hell am i talking about? Well wait one second & i'll tell you. There are still 4 episodes left of our 2nd favorite G1 Transformers cartoon made in Japan:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]We still do our usual bs too; talkin' trash & crackin' wise. Aside from news commentary & quizzes, we also hear what Sonic Says and what Freddy says. Disclaimer: This overview/review of the 13 Primes figures is not comprehensive, nor is it comprehensible. Please please please @ us with everything we missed[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The new being has come alive. We find ourselves floating through Cambodia in our temporary headquarters, Grand Maximus. While staging an attack on the Decepticon base, we decide we had better try to learn their names first by watching two episodes of:    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]After finishing our episodes & learning nothing, our manga man in the comic cave narrates issue number 32 of our favorite Transformers comic:    Skybound's Transformers [2026]If you don't like that stuff then we also review collectibles, discuss wars & rumors of wars, and learn what to do when the room-cleaning robot doesn't actually clean your room.     Be sure to check out our youtube page at some point for the video version of this comic rundown, with all the um's and uh's chemically reconstituted! Listen, watch, read, light your darkest hour.  –article(s)–‣ https://www.counterpunch.org/2026/05/20/bolivia-paz-government-using-lawfare-against-protesters-terrorists-and-drug-traffickers/ [our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Crisis!! The age of disclosure has come! And it turns out.... it was Earth all along! Anyways, another week of pedophiles comitting genocide is hardly newsworthy, what with all the shiny keys jangling. This week the podcast crew double-distract themselves with more serious topics, such as the Day of Human Extinction and saving Cancer. Providing the visual engrossment for our audio podcast, we watch and talk over:    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Somewhere along the way we somehow make time to review action figures, half-remember headlines, visit a Buc-ee's, and maybe even learn a thing or two. The truth is in here![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Are historical comparisons even necessary anymore in the current age of deed theft, disenfranchisement, and global terrorism conducted by the US in the name of profit motive? The loudest voices remain silent, while the muffled vox populi scream out from beneath the rubble of the American Dream. Once again the smell of elections are in the air all across this stolen nation we call home, so we explore some of the contradictions and inconsistencies of the modern electoral process. Just to take the edge off, we also watch some:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Then, the web series that never ends, ends its first season. Look— we appreciate the people who grind & work on the show, but before season 2 starts we need a little break from:   Cyberworld [2026]And if that cartoon programming isn't enough to knock your socks entirely off, we still have a new PSA segment for you called Sonic Says! We make chit-chat here & there about the weather, the news, the housing market... Oh, and there's a quiz at the end to test our memory! Surely you'll find *something* you can like about this podcast. Just ... just try it. Make your voices heard, because ours definitely won't be--articles--• https://capitalbnews.org/georgia-railroad-eminent-domain-black-landowners/• https://www.deeds.com/articles/another-brooklyn-deed-theft-isnt-this-a-felony-now/ • https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/04/28/mamdani-deed-theft-cases-new-york-city/89834438007/• https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/new-york-deed-theft-complaints-rising/[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

It's that time of the year again, the day when we smoke all day as opposed to only most of the day! To extract the optimal effects from our concentrate of entertainment, we infuse our celebration with two brand-new old-ass episodes of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Following that, we talk for five minutes over the latest webisode of our less-than-favorite Transformers children's show:   Cyberworld [2026]All the stuff above is the hard taco shell that holds the meat & veggies of our episode, which you'll have to take a bite of to get all the flavors. I can tell you there's ground toy reviews, shredded news commentary, refried public service announcement, and bacon bits.Join us a week late for our annual April spesh sesh! Whether you are high already or looking for a pick-me-up... this show will at least make you dizzy & nauseous[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Let's just get this thing uploaded..... DM for full episode description.    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]episodes 29/30and   Skybound's Transformers [2026]issue 31.There ya go. Episode 67 - Underwater Volcanic Podcast[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay