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Long John Silver's Walks the Plank

3/11/2026
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๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ Long John Silver's Review: Pirate Music, Fried Sea Water, and Puke Breaksย ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

We're back with Part 2 of Long John Silver's, and my cousinย Emma Danger returns as we finally taste what the seafood chain has to offer. There are a few bright spots. The pirate-style orchestral covers of popular songs are delightful, and the Captain's Bell looming overhead feels like a reward we desperately wanted them to earn (though they didn't). Unfortunately, most of the visit sails straight into rough waters, from questionable plumbing ergonomics to fried bits that taste suspiciously like the ocean itself.

๐ŸŸ Fried Everything (Including the Grilled Shrimp I tried to Order)
๐ŸŸ Waffle Fries and Hush Puppies Join the Feast
๐Ÿซ Chocolate Cheesecake Tries to Save the Day (and yes, I actually try it)
๐Ÿง‚ Krumbs That Taste Like "Fried Sea Water"
๐Ÿšฝ Toilet Flushers So High You're Forced to Use Your Hands (Who does that??)
๐ŸŽถ Surprisingly Great Pirate Orchestrations of Popular Songs
๐Ÿฅค Emma's Favorite Item of the Meal Is...a Pepsi
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Emma Shares the Best and Worst Meals of Her Life (including her best giving her imposter syndrome)
๐Ÿ“Š Long John Silver's Faces The Chili's Test

๐Ÿ’ฌ COMMENT BELOW: Are Long John Silver's Krumbs a delicacy or a disaster?

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๐ŸŽค Guest: Emma Danger

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