Which Came First: The Toilet or The Deep Fried Roast Dinner? | William Wallace (Part 1)

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark and Frive. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Go to frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. OJ Simpson: Cunning, thick & allegedly innocent. How did a boy raised by his drag queen dad become the biggest news story of the 90s? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠  Link to our merch here: fumblerooskiproductions.com/store Chapters: 00:00: Nine Inch Knob  04:49: Gay Black Drag Queens   07:10: Cunning And Thick   13:24: NFL bollocks   17:55: Blinfluencer   21:35:  Charlie’s Fantasy   24:46: Bodypumping   28:28: White Appropriation   34:10: The Father’s Burden  37:27: Is gay contagious?   41:13: The Greg Wallace Defence  43:53: Nicole’s Frying Pan  46:20: Can I Have Some Friends?   50:21: Nicole’s In Brazil     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys.    General Gordon (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00: Charitable paedophile  05:50: The great boy lover  10:05: A chinese fez  15:22: World’s fattest woman  18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile  23:51: The bad slaves  26:03: Bunda tree   29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins  33:56: Let’s send Beckham    36:52: Sonic orgasm chair   39:01: Filibustering the nile  44:17: lsis be isising   46:32: One all   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by Frive. Go to Frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man. General Gordon (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain 04:55: Put your twat away 07:40: The diarrhea years 11:17: Imperial pomp 14:13: Greek Harvey Price 16:51: Walkies! 20:35: Konnichibosh 24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty 29:05: Physical anglophobia 33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties 36:19: Spank the gentle parent 39:30: All the wangs 43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Battle of Shit Bridge 04:24: Beard to Beard 08:07: Shit time to be a horse 12:46: Belly button bhindi 14:56: The English 9/11 17:38: A slur for the English 20:51: Death of Andy Murray 25:31: Crossbow to the cock 30:39: A non binary executioner 35:37: The David Brent of Scotland 41:55: Scottish voudou Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh     William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11? William Wallace (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00: Scottish Epstein   05:52: Medieval dildos  08:31: Porridge and death   10:32: The Great High Five  14:35:  Fishing for Sturgeon  17:04: Scottish Bin Laden  20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum   23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda   27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen  30:26: Scone Scoffing   33:16: Fin’s too horny   38:06: Deep fried roast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God?    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor  Chapters: 00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator  03:19  - Spiritual cross dressing  05:33 – Burgatory  09:59 – Just Poo it  12:34 – Papa for life    15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean  17:35 – International law can F*ck off  21:10 – The stinking sixties  22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK  25:40 – Bathtime  28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service  31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals  36:43 – Public executions on Dave     38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism  42:03 – Scores on the doors  44:45 – Molesting yourself      Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 – Island Gaddafi   04:00 – But first coffee   06:30 – Haiti is in the group of death   09:15 – Voodou revolt   11:20 – Supporting black business   13:25 –  The worst people occupy the worst country     16:15 – Papa becomes a Doc   20:05 – Alan  Akbar    22:45 – Reads one book and becomes a dictator    23:55 – Voodou sex doll (the   28:24 – 8 man coup   30:48 – Zombie gangsters   34:30 – Madam Adolphe  38:30 – No more Mr Normal guy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comic powerhouse Joanne McNally joins us to talk sex work from the Victorian era onwards, and also to act as the Pope’s representative on the Quickshot Launch Masturbator 3000 The History of Sex Work (Part 2/2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 - serving c*nt  04:03 - Do you like neckbeards?  07:58 - He strumpets  11:17 - Arcane slurs  14:31 - Molly houses  16:12 - Mother Clap  21:24 - Victorian Prostitutes  24:03 - overrun with whores  27:59 - contagious diseases act  31:22 - Modern day sex work  34:22 - Victorian laws  36:14 - World War sex  40:37 - Wine and Women  44:20 - German prostitutes  47:52 - Chemical prophylactic  49:34 - Nazi brothels  54:48 -Pinophile  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For as long as there have been fat ugly men, there have been women who charge to have sex with them. But who knew it was us free-loving, sexually liberated brits who invented all the stigma and shame? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 - Happy ending?  02:40 - Cockallation   06:42 - oldest profession  08:21 - The epic of Gilgamesh  10:01 - Gay sheep  12:30 - Shamhat the harlot  15:29 - Cumscription  20:57 - Ancient Greece  25:39 - When in Rome  28:57 - Lupanar  36:52 - Medieval brothels 39:18 - Cunny for your thoughts   41:44 - Gropecunt lane  45:01 - Cucks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

By mummy’s third term she’s so high on her own supply that she thinks teaching kids about homosexuality will give them AIDS and decides taxing people for being poor is a great idea    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Mummy’s last term   03:36 - Mystery Bum disease    08:50 - Gaydemic   15:15 - X-Thachtor     16:50 - Don’t die of ignorance   18:26 - Section 28  23:18 - Poll Tax   28:04 - Tories turn on Thatcher    31:42 - Mummy’s gone mad   34:47 - Miner stroke   37:28 - Ding Dong   40:02 - Thatcher’s Legacy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices