Eidolon ROMANCE #2: I Never Told You What I Do For a Living

"You are never coming home, never coming home, never coming home, never coming home."CREDITS:Iris Christianson as Hope PatrolLexi Waltner as Jackqueline "Jack" SparksMolly Rhinebeck as HereafterZoe Tunnell as The GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY LUKE VARNERCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains several descriptions of people eating rotten food.Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

"Сердце, тебе не хочется покоя,Сердце, как хорошо на свете жить.Сердце, как хорошо, что ты такое!"CREDITS:Iris Christianson as Ylva BlomMike Painter as Rudy SmithLuke Varner as Abigail RhodanMax Knightley as The GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIKCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains gun violence and death by fire.Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

"The kind of dirty where the water never cleans off the clothes."CREDITS:Molly Rhinebeck as HereafterIris Christianson as Hope PatrolLexi Waltner as Jacqueline "Jack" SparksZoe Tunnell as The GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY LUKE VARNERCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains gun violence and body horror.Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

"All your hugs and kisses, and your money too."CREDITS:Iris Christianson as Ylva BlomLuke Varner as Abigail RhodanMike Painter as Rudy SmithMax Knightley as The GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY LUKE VARNERBuy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

"He dreams of all the battles won, but fate had left its scars upon his face."CREDITS:Iris Christianson as Hope PatrolMolly Rhinebeck as HereafterLexi Waltner as Jacqueline "Jack" SparksZoe Tunnell as The GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY LUKE VARNERCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains gun violence, body horror, violence toward animals, and references to radiation poisoning.Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

I’m heading home, all my homies at home plateAre waiting on me, so you know I gotta do something greatCREDITS:Zoe Tunnell as Sally BlatherMax Knightley as Governor Thou-Shalt-Not-Bear-False-Witness van BosseTyberius Wilson as Duke ShipmannMolly Rhinebeck as Frannie PensdotterCrystal Zaslavchik as the GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIKCONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains offscreen sex, descriptions of nonhuman genitals, competitive masturbation, drug and alcohol abuse, eating a living creature, death by fire, death by knife, drunk driving, and animal death.Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

The cast of Eidolon ISLAND comes together to discuss 13 songs from The Lonely Island, the band that inspired the campaign! In addition, we announce the two upcoming miniseries after Eidolon ISLAND! Eidolon Playlist is usually a Patreon-exclusive show, but we are releasing this episode for all listeners while we get the schedule back up to full-speed!You can listen to the playlist here!Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

All the smoke and debris led straight to the basementYo, what the hell is that?CREDITS:Tyberius Wilson as Duke ShipmannZoe Tunnell as Sally BlatherMolly Rhinebeck as Frannie PensdotterMax Knightley as Governor Thou-Shalt-Not-Bear-False-Witness van BosseCrystal Zaslavchik as the GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIKBuy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

Ace Wizards Arroai the Pragmatic and N'erevine Livolias travel the country to find old, neglected dungeons and restore them to their former glory! Today, they arrive in Lake Town, home to the wizard tower of Xalatan the Triumphant. But before they can start renovating, they need to embark on the greatest adventure of all: getting buy-in from local stakeholders!!CREDITS:Max Knightley as Arroai the PragmaticIris Christianson as N'erevine LivoliasMolly Rhinebeck as Sevette PassanLexi Waltner as Olin BootmanMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY MAX KNIGHTLEY AND CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIKCONTENT WARNING: This episode contains fireworks sounds.Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!

I'm not a hero (I'm just a person)So don't call me a hero (Not some kind of world leader)CREDITS:Molly Rhinebeck as Frannie PensdotterZoe Tunnell as Sally BlatherTyberius Wilson as Duke ShipmannMax Knightley as Governor Thou-Shalt-Not-Bear-False-Witness van BosseCrystal Zaslavchik as the GMMUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEYEDITED BY CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIKCONTENT WARNINGS: This episode contains alcohol abuse, gun violence, profuse bleeding, and animal death.Buy our book!Support us on Patreon!Join the Discord!