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A toilet disaster. A cryptid conspiracy. A potential Fred Durst presidential campaign. A West Virginia license plate featuring monsters. And some very difficult decisions about which celebrities and franchises should cease to exist.Just another completely normal week with the boys.Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

The zombie apocalypse is here. Your survival plan is terrible, and the only thing worse than the undead, is being a Jets fan.It's Effin’ Cultured 347: Zombie Acostcolypse! We're testing our survival skills, fighting for our lives, and wondering if Costco has enough rotisserie chickens to get us through the end of the world. We also have food news, and a new box office game!Listen now. Bring snacks. And maybe a baseball bat.Come on inside and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

The Moon is dirty... Let's sweep it.This week we discuss our weekshave a universe of Bobs say good bye to a voice over legendwatch a 3 year old, so good at soccer other families call the cops on him!Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

Bobby's kid is a menace, Griff is in Broadway and potty training sucks. Join us this week as we talk about:Street Fighter MovieNFLCandy Coated WingsCommunism Cookiesand we end with a story of a priest getting a little to close to the lord... We're going to hell....Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

This week we're roasting celebrity opinions, investigating suspiciously large pumpkins, meeting Star Wars' newest internet obsession, discussing the finer points of bidet technology, and discovering that some people really shouldn't be allowed near a classroom—or an airplane.Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!!!

This week we discuss:• Bobby’s extremely uncomfortable haircut• White boys play Madden?• A three-lipped spider• Sperm whales attacking boats• Sexy Sheep• Fat Bear Week• The millennial version of Skibidi Toilet• A banana that refuses to turn brown• And a guy doing 72 MPH because he wanted breakfastCome on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

This week we discuss Fat Bears, Star Wars, SNL, baseball playoffs, football, robot fighting, dead sitcom principals, questionable hand gestures, and the horrifying future of food.We've got Sabers Out, a six-foot-tall Terminator robot kicking the shit out of a human, a bear named Nameless Brown, KFC cereal that you're apparently supposed to eat with gravy, and Kraft Mac & Cheese cream soda that may finally signal the collapse of civilization.Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

We’re sick, potty training is going to hell, Taco Bell is making increasingly dangerous burritos, William Shatner is apparently metal as fuck, Muppets are everywhere, and we discover there are over 100 versions of Clue. Naturally, we investigate the murder weapons.Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!

The boys talk Iron MaidenFootballPBR SoapNew NFL FoodsThe Big 4 of different musical genresCrazy Taxi FilmWe announce our next roastand we finish with a new Craig Game "Poorly Described"Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Happy Labor Day!This week we're talking about:Xbox McDonaldsThicker PringlesNew Big E FoodsMomsen GardenThe Legend of Ken PageThen we play Craig's game Quote or Lyric!Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!