Eee! It's The Blair Witch Project

Get ready for something kinda eee in this special Halloween episode as we rewatch a noughties TV classic

Hamsterley Forest was never like this. For the second of our Halloween picks, we head into the woods to seek out a malign figure of local folklore. Doubts hang over whether we'll return or our recordings will be discovered ...

Happy Halloween! For the first of our two spooky season picks, we head back to October 31, 1992, to relive the one and only broadcast of Ghostwatch.Join as we investigate whether it's janky as old pipes, or if everything comes together as one glorious whole.

So ... families can be hell. And that's really all we can say without spoilers.We will be unleashing all the spoilers in the episode however, so if you don't want to know what happens - please listen anyway. We're trying to get an audience here, man.

We're joined by Ben Hollingum, a senior editor at Guinness World Records, to look at the horror cinema that brutally slashed, hacked and gouged through the competition to come out on top.In a record-achieving sense.

Let the games begin! Cute family guy Vladdy is just trying to go about his business in Transylvania Town and put his impaling era behind him.But there's trouble on the horizon, with Turkish barbarians springing up everywhere, ready to trim the teen boy population.

We get hot under the collars and worried that a psychiatrist might be listening - just kidding, we'd be happy for any f*ck*r to be listening - as we make our picks of the horror movies with the most potent sexual crackle.

We're hoping for a truly transformative experience from Vicki's pick for this episode - not least because one of its stars comes from our neck of the woods and might even have issued the occasional 'Eee!' in real life

As Amity Island is menaced by a Great White Shark for a second time in the smoke-raddled 70s, we ponder what Chief Brody can learn from Madonna, whether the scar-faced shark is the girlfriend of that one in the first film, and why so many boomers on Facebook groups have it in for Jackie.

We discuss our picks for the horror movies we'd put on when we're feeling a little delicate and dehydrated