756: Rat Utopia

Welcome back, sweet angels! We're nearly shrew-free and change bucketful, as requested! In the meantime, here's some more hot takes on Christianity (did you know they took the blood out of a guy and put it in a cup?).Austin family! Duncan is coming to the Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX, July 17-19. Don't sleep on this one, tickets are selling out fast! Click here to get yours now.Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code DUNCAN. You also get an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order.

Matt McCusker, incredibly funny comic and co-host of Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, re-joins the DTFH!For more about Matt, including all of his upcoming tour dates, check out his website: MattMcCusker.com.Austin family! Duncan is coming to the Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX, July 17-19. Don't sleep on this one, tickets are selling out fast! Click here to get yours now.Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: Head to FactorMeals.com/duncan50off and use code duncan50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code DUNCAN to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. Visit Amentara.com/go/DTFH and use code DUNCAN11 at checkout for 11% Off! Start low. Pay attention. It’s one of those things you dial in for yourself.

Bobby Kelly, you know him from Louie, you know him from O&A, and he's deep, spiritual madman, joins the DTFH!Houston family! Duncan is coming your way, July 16! Come see him at the Houston Improv, click here to get your tickets now!Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Go to BrooklynBedding.com and use promo code DUNCAN at checkout to get 30% off sitewide as part of the 4th of July sale. Head to Factormeals.com/duncan50off and use code duncan50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box!

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Ready your undergunt! We're about to explain why your grandmother was catastrophically, diabolically wrong!Nashville family! Duncan is coming this week! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: Visit Amentara.com/go/DTFH and use code DUNCAN11 at checkout for 11% Off! Start low. Pay attention. It’s one of those things you dial in for yourself. Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code DUNCAN. You also get an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order.  Go to Quince.com/duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too!

How broad of a consensus binds your reality? Hop into Duncan's No-Clothes Time Machine (mandatory) and let's discuss!Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios! This week's episode: Jeffrey EpsteinTennessee family! Duncan is coming to Nashville! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!This episode is brought to you by: Ready to reach your goals? Visit Hims.com/DUNCAN to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Head to Factormeals.com/duncan50off and use code duncan50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box!

Snap out of your gloomy desperation! The world is beautiful. The mysterious sonic weapon we've deployed in Venezuela that makes people vomit to death is beautiful! Not that we know what it is.Tennessee family! Duncan is coming to Nashville! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!This episode is brought to you by: Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code DUNCAN. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Father's Day is Sunday, June 21st. Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20 at StoryWorth.com/Duncan!

RamDev (AKA Dale Borglum), contemporary of Ram Dass and founder of the Living/Dying Project, re-joins the DTFH!Check out the Living/Dying Project for more information on RamDev's organization, which provides compassionate support to those facing life-threatening illnesses, and for ways you can help!North Carolina family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Charlotte, June 4-6. Click here to get your tickets right now. Thank you, and we love you!!This episode is brought to you by: In as little as 10 minutes you can get your free quote and up to 3 million dollars in coverage at Ethos.com/DUNCAN Visit Amentara.com/go/Duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your first order! For a limited time Hollow Socks is having a Buy 2, Get 2 Free Sale. Head to Hollowsocks.com today to check it out. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. You can support the show and tell them we sent you!

Sweet, beautiful children of light and DARPA hypnosis, is something funny going on? Is something off? Data vertigo? Cognitive overload? We discuss it!Check out Duncan and Kurt Metzger's new podcast, The Mystery Boys, now available on YMH!North Carolina family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Charlotte, June 4-6. Click here to get your tickets right now. Thank you, and we love you!!This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code DUNCAN. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.

Kurt Metzger, Duncan's fellow Mystery Boy and one of the most important minds of all time, re-joins the DTFH!Check out Duncan and Kurt's new podcast, Mystery Boys, debuting next Thursday (May 21) on YMH Studios!San Diego family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA, May 15-17. Click here to get your tickets now. Two shows sold out, but you can still see him on Saturday and Sunday!This episode is brought to you by: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Duncan, and find out how you can get up to four extra months! Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Visit Amentara.com/go/DTFH and use code DUNCAN11 at checkout for 11% Off. Start low. Pay attention.