Series 3 Teaser

In true Don't Publish This Podcast style, the lads have quickly cobbled together an episode to mark their teams facing each other in next weekend's League Cup Final! If you'd like to act as our Mystery Reader for this special episode, simply enjoy both stories and comment on which one you think should NOT be published - We'll announce the winner before it kicks off at Wembley next Sunday! Big Love, Marras!

Before tucking into Series 3, here's a little teaser, including the titles of the upcoming stories and which genres the lads will be writing in.

In this bonus episode, the lads read out stories that the listeners have written and sent in. Strap yourselves in for our very first guest story bonanza! Interested in writing and sharing your own unpublishable tales? Email them in to: [email protected]

It's Christmas Eve and here are Anthony and Andrew with the results of their festive episode! Listen here to find out whose story is the most unpublishable - Anthony's 'Captain Christmas Part 3' or Andrew's 'The Pint Before Christmas'?

As it's Christmas, Anthony and Andrew have written unpublishable tales of a festive nature. And, rather than asking the Mystery Reader to judge, the boys would like YOU to vote for which story you think is most unpublishable. Cast your vote through the poll.

Bringing Series 2 to a close, the boys are tasked with writing a story called The Philanthropics. But which one will the Mystery Reader deem to be the most unpublishable: Anthony's Horror or Andrew's Romance?

Will the boys create a story that's both enjoyable and unpublishable? Will the Mystery Reader show care and affection during their judging? Will this podcast get any more listeners? The answer to those questions - and many more is - Probably Not.

As ever, Andrew and Anthony have written stories in different genres, unaware of which one - Fantasy or Western - the Mystery Reader will deem the most unpublishable. One thing everyone knows through is that, when it comes to this episode - It Wasn't A Party.

This week, the lads branch out and try to bowl the Mystery Reader over with their clucking stories, but which one is the most unpublishable? The return of Norman Roade or a romance including ship captains, cats pyjamas and pub quizzes?

The Mystery Reader has thrown Blackpool 2077 at the lads for this episode, with Andrew tackling it from a Horror point of view, including ramblers and pickled eggs, while Anthony paints himself into a corner with a choose-your-own-fantasy-adventure. But which one will be deemed the most unpublishable?