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Mad Libs Script:
[INTRO – spooky piano music playing]
Narrator (you or a third voice):
“Tokyo, October 31st. A cold wind blows through Akihabara. Inside the dimly lit Café Neko no Shinigami… one nervous otaku enters for a parfait… and possibly… his doom.”
Scene 1 – “A Taste of Despair”
Senpai:
(chewing nervously) Uh… Kaori-chan… this parfait tastes like (1)soggy despair mixed with (2) instant ramen dust.
Kaori:
(giggles creepily) Oh! That’s because I stirred it with a (3) toilet brush blessed by (4)Sailor Moon herself. It gives it that magical moonlight crunch~
Senpai:
(spits out parfait) Wait—what?! Are those… (5) cosplayer ghosts floating behind you?!
Kaori:
Don’t worry, Senpai. Those are just the souls of customers who forgot to tip more than (6) 1.7 1/2yen.
Senpai:
(terrified whisper) Okay, okay! I’ll leave a big tip! I swear! My next train leaves in— (checks phone) —(7)13 minutes!
Kaori:
Oh, you can’t leave now~ You still have to finish the (8)octopus-flavored taiyaki challenge! Or until(9) Frieza says you can go home.
Scene 2 – “The Summoning”
(Thunder strikes. The café lights flicker. Door creaks open.)
Mysterious Guest:
(dramatic voice echoing) Did someone summon me using the(10) Legendary USB Stick of Friendship?!
Kaori:
(gasps) It can’t be! It’s (11)Naruto, possessed by a (12) pumpkin demon again!
Senpai:
(heroically unheroic) Quick! Use the (13)Gundam Spatula of Destiny!
Kaori:
(panicking) I can’t! It runs on pure (14)embarrassment, and I ran out after watching the (15)“Hinata confession scene” on loop!
Mysterious Guest:
Then there’s only one way to settle this… (dramatic pause)
A dance-off to (16)“Pokemon Entry”!
And so, under a full moon and several unpaid café bills, Senpai learned a valuable lesson:
Never mix parfaits… with the paranormal.
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