Oh, I Wish I Could Cheer You Up

In one of the all-time "bad beats" or (in our case) GREAT DOUBLE COVER, Villanova delivered the lightning bolt from the gambling blue skies all of MR X 's "Rover and Over" players needed in the dwindling seconds of a 52-0 romp by Penn State. Michael Vick: "What are you doing?" Same to you, Ben Johnson! NFL Media working overtime, trying to cover for the Shield. Commanders new DOME is officially good to go! Shohei the outfielder? Rat Roulette. Stone Skipping Championship cheaters. Where's Walt Anderson when you need him! MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe weighs in on the state of the world and society at large (dismal) and struggles to find an optimistic view on where we go from here. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins the show. Baker Mayfield's redemption tour continues. Here, have a TD! The RB stat that sounds so bad, it can't possibly be real. Is JJ McCarthy really hurt? MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ken Rosenthal's Bad LookLetter From Beyond The GraveHe Must Be Really Good!TEMU For QB'sWe're Not Doing Stonehenge ToniteWe Talkin' About Practice!About That Injury Report ThingHerm Edwards, Your Rant Is SafeAnother Reason To Loathe The ChiefsA Day Later, SorryDo You Even Kicker, Bro?That Play You Saw? No You Didn'tJoe Burrow To The SlaughterGo To the Game, It'll Be Fun!Cracker Barrell Total Surrender!Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe recaps another chock-full weekend of pro and college storylines. ANDY POLLIN joins him to go through the most important. Including Brian Kelly's petulant reporter outburst after their win against Florida. Also, the Chiefs are 0-2, but is it "Oh-and-Tombstone" for the season? The Bears fans are beyond despondent. Deshaun Foster leads an early college football bloodletting. Nico drops the bag, big time. Arch Manning must just be ASS. Paul Finebaum abandons ship! Brandon Aubrey is the NFL's ultimate weapon. The Tush Push continues to be un-officiatable. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the latest Niners woes, and a reminder that all kickers have an expiration date - like milk! Also, Charch tells the time he sweet-talked his way out of a ticket in Wisconsin. Czabe says don't bother asking him for "things to do, and places to eat" recommendations. Forget Usain Bolt, how about "Insane Bolt." MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The MNF Season opener saw Chicago pick up where we last left off: awful, losing, football. A promising start by Caleb Williams devolved into the usual Chicago farce, capped off by one of the dumbest coaching decisions we've seen in a long time. Mr. X joins me to break it down and look ahead to Week #2, starting Thursday. Also, somebody should maybe get Coach Callahan a freakin' rule book! MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The reason a barrel-chested, born-on-the-1-yard line idiot like Roger Goodell can be made the commissioner of the NFL, and the league still thrives, is because its product is more powerful and pure than Walter White's sky blue crystal meth. And the Bills' comeback against the Ravens proved it, once again. CZABE flies solo today, and has a lot of NFL mop-up, plus a reminder that selling your tickets, or leaving early, remains a purely "business decision" you, as a fan, are entitled to! Plus, listener feedback, and another reminder why Czabe is almost never on Facebook! MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe recaps a story-filled Week 1 of the NFL Season, with Rodgers win vs. the Jets as a headline. For a guy who protests how much he doesn't "care" he sure does remember a lot of shit. Move over Andre Kristacovitchlalinski Jr. Andre Szymt says "hold my beer." ANDY POLLIN on the Commanders win, and our showdown coming Thursday night at Lambeau. The Packers defense looks absolutely sick with Micah Parsons. The Final Karen Boss showed her face in Miami. Why Andy would have never backed down, and why I think he's missing the bigger picture. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe delivers a MONSTER double-episode today (for FREE! no less!) with both PAUL CHARCHIAN and MR X. Charch talks about the time he got Randy Moss and Robert Smith to sit down for a promotion with his fantasy football magazine - for free! Also, why was Moss insulted? He was only ranked the 40th best WR before he ever caught a pass. Is there too much info out there today, to have somebody like this really flip the league on it's head right away? Also, why the Commanders RB depth chart has a lot of fantasy players freaked out. And should you give a shit what the AI draft grade was for your fantasy team. Then... MR X talks about what's happening with the Rover & Over, and why he doesn't love NFL season over/unders, but the ones he does like, are usually UNDERS. That plus the boys make their 1st TNF pick of the year! Chew slowly, and enjoy. This is a big one!Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Granted, it's only one game..... but... what a turd in "Chapel Bill" on Monday night. And of course, his perky girlfriend is gonna catch a lot of heat as this thing circles the drain this year, but something tells me she might actually relish it. Manage your own hype, people! The Giant #43 has been retired! Mike Gundy re-makes a classic. Coaches taking pot shots at each other. Dude Wipes meets the perfect sponsor opportunity. Apple Pay is real money, you guys! Rules for thee, but not for me. Free buses! MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy