England's Brutal Cafe Shift

Sam Hartford is joined by Mark Machado, Ronan Clowes and Jonny Gaymer to bring you the alternative side to England's World Cup demise. Plus there's the sports cricketer's prefer to cricket (all of them), pads you could score runs off, Halloween in the Lord's Long Room, Jos Buttler's incremental sad face and a Would You Rather, Rohit Sharma that features backyard nets.

Sam Hartford, Tommy Stewart, Ronan Clowes and Jake Messer head out into the middle this week to discuss the wilting World Cup, Test cricket in shorts, Reece Topley the influencer, deceptively bad bowling actions and the holiday you'd have to endure to say you've played in an Ashes.

Welcome to Cricket is Daft. If you agree with that sentiment then you're in the right place. Tommy Stewart, Sam Hartford, Jonny Gaymer and Ronan Clowes unite for an ODI World Cup preview that has nothing to do with the cricket. What if edible wickets decided a match? Would you have Jason Roy's ability if it meant having his tattoos? Plus there's Sunday League bowlers wearing helmets, Argentinian ultras at Lord's and plenty more.