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Who wouldn't want to see Art Simone on our tv screens again? Is it possible? Will she return? The short answer is yes, but under very specific conditions. Everyone is a nepo baby in some sense of the word, Art benefits (kind of) form her nepotism in a very niche way, and like every nepo baby, she can't quite do it as well as Art Simone. Is this the end? It's up to you... remember, mum's the word. Have something yo tell us?https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join us on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the dazzling Cassidy! The Melbourne based DJ is dressed to impressed and will win you over instantly with her charm, but before you fall head over heels for Cassidy, be aware that she is concealing something, and there are clues everywhere... She has lived a Disney like dream and has balanced the best of both worlds. Can you figure out who Cassidy is? Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's favourite DILF (Dad I Like to Follow... obviously) Sean Szeps stops by to talk all things poop... poop songs, poop pyjamas, and the most mortifying poop incident we wouldn't wish on a single soul. Three clues, it involves the Sydney Harbour Bridge, a Maccas cup, and live tv.Then, we are setting down some rules for teenagers to make this world a much safer place for all of us! Don't be dramatic, we're not banning them completely... And Art unpacks one of the wildest conspiracies on the internet... glitter. But is it really a conspiracy if we know the truth? Have some additional rules for teenagers? Share them with us https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join us on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Bastien. He has a huge love of fast cars, folding phones, and deep curiousity which has gotten him into trouble more than once... Sure, Bastien is only in his 40s, and his already retired after selling a very successful business, that's not what he's concealing today... It's all about the colour of the hat he chooses to wear each and everyday. Can you figure it out? Check us out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimone  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is Art Simone's birthday!!! But she will NOT be celebrating, all thanks to a party 12 years ago... no she hasn't moved on, and no she shouldn't have to. Did you see Julia Roberts and Amanda Seyfried wore the same outfit? This happened at one of the biggest drag events, and it was SCANDALOUS! It's a story from the artchives which maybe shouldn't be told... oh well. We bet no one has ever been obsessed with one film as much as Art Simone does. In fact, no one seems to like this film, except for Art. Is it a problem? Probably. Have a traumatic birthday story? TELL US https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a pleasure to introduce you to Tim! Tim isn't a stranger to Art Simone, she recognised him instantly, even though it's not exactly his face that he's well known for... Tim grew up as an army brat, loved drawing, and was once an earring. But Tim has etched himself into Australia's history books.  Can you figure out who Tim is? Check us out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The luckiest drag queen alive is wrapping up a MAMMOTH four weeks in the fun, creepy, ugly Edinburgh! But it wasn't all smooth sailing, bird shit in wigs, a rush to hospital, and a beared Sharon. Then, winner of Drag Race Down Under Season 4, Lazy Susan pops in to tell us about being ON FIRE... literally, with a few tangents of course. We want to hear form YOU! Need some advice? Have a cursed hack to share? Want to plug something? I dare you to leave a voice message, go on, I dare you. https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please welcome alll the way from the USA, Robert! Sure Robert's demeanour is disarming, as is love of sourdough bread, The New York Times crossword, and mushrooms, but there's more than meets the eye. Robert knows an awful lot about an interesting bunch of people that live among us, you might be one of them and you may not even be aware. What is Robert concealing? Check us out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coming at you from EDINBURGH FRINGE! A chance encounter with a publicist ended with a convo about Miriam Margolyes clitoris, their are Art Simone clones EVERYWHERE, but there is one major problem about being in Edinburgh... There's gift ideas for your quirky cousin who wants homemade gifts, FREE advice on how to make it through any situation, and we are build the greatest Aussie girl band to ever girl band! Need some advice for something? Go on, ask me https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone Join me on the socials:Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet our oldest guest to date! 92-year-old Edith. She loves her local bingo night, has few notches on her belt, and you don't want to get on the wrong side of this granny! But not all is what is it seems with Edith, there are a few more layers to her... What or who is she concealing? Check it out on the socials: Instagram: instagram.com/concealedwithartsimone/ Tik Tok: tiktok.com/@concealedwithartsimoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.