Cinephobe Ep 272: Nowhere to Run

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel. ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond. ⁠⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're dipping back into our cold storage to defrost a pot pourri of extended cold opens from The Good Son in November through Rocky V in May 2025. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠  Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes deepen their Nathan Fielder obsession by taking his various techniques from The Rehearsal and applying it to situations and characters from the Cinephobe universe. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes discover that being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare, because horniness is so rampant in 1980s Los Angeles there's a shortage of virgin blood. ⁠⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠⁠ or⁠⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes remix their DNA with a bat and become bat men so they can Morb like they've never Morbed before. ⁠⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠⁠ @countthedings⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cinephobepod⁠⁠  Zach Harper⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @talkhoops⁠⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @darthamin⁠⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ IG:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Threads:⁠⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this episode on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes chronicle their favorite fracases, brawls, tussles, skirmishes, melees and scuffles, from hand to hand combat all the way to the existential battles that face us all. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠  Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠ ⁠Cinephobe is now on Youtube!⁠ Subscribe and check out CT5s and Look At This Photograph on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD⁠ @countthedings⁠ IG:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠ Threads:⁠ @cinephobepod⁠  Zach Harper⁠ @talkhoops⁠ IG:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Threads:⁠ @talkhoops⁠ Amin Elhassan⁠ @darthamin⁠ IG:⁠ @darthamin⁠ Threads:⁠ @darthamin⁠  Anthony Mayes⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ IG:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Threads:⁠ @cornpuzzle⁠ Email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices