The Shiftry Line

Man, this feels like a monumental episode! Goodra is one of… THOSE Pokémon. Like, the Pokémon people seem to like TOO MUCH! But does this thicc Dragon have anything more to it besides looks (according to some people…)!?

Welcome to the new LONGEST EPISODE EVER (as of now)! Zygarde is quite the interesting legendary Pokémon! And arguably the most POWERFUL! I mean come on, have you seen Mega Zygardes HP and Special Attack?!

She’s ancient, she’s a relic, and her forms idyllic! That’s right, we’re talking about the Venus of Willendorf! Oh. And Claydol too I guess (don’t we worry, we actually love the little guy)

Today’s Pokemon is Noctowl! Lord knows our hosts complain about overly simple/boring designs constantly, but Noctowl is a special exception! He’s imposing and a fitting addition to the world! But that doesn’t mean he couldn’t still use an evolution…

Make way for the god of the seas! Joachim is elated to talk about his favorite legendary Pokemon! Frank is unimpressed with seeing a basic-ass fish on the screen. The optimism and pessimism once again swap hosts this episode!

HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!Today we talk about the God of all Pokémon, Arceus! Or is it pronounced Arceus? Eh, we’ll just keep saying Arceus and leave it at that. From getting their own game to having one of the most trippy special events ever, this is a very important Mythical (or, legendary?) Pokémon!

SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THERE’S A FUNGUS AMONG US?! A FOONGUS AMOONGUS? That’s the joke.

Omg I forgot to upload this episode to Spotify/Apple Podcasts 🫪🫠🥴 oops sorryyyyyyLook at this old, pervert… ok maybe he’s not a pervert, but Joachim sure drew him as one! Our hosts are not huge fans of this Pokemon, but will they learn some fun facts about this Tengu that changes their minds?!

Given all our previous episodes, I feel like you’d expect Joachim to hate this Pokemon and Frank to find some redeeming qualities about it… but no, BOTH hosts like this set of funky birds quite a bit! They’re pretty, unique, and all kinds of fun gimmicks only they have!

Due to some unfortunate circumstances with a lost recording… Frank and Joachim decided this was the perfect time to do a more chill episode and finally talk about the new ZA Mega Evolutions introduced after their OG Pokémon got their episode! Come and hangout while we rant AND rave!