That Snarky Open Letter To Miley Cyrus [throw back]

This is a risk assessment we did on Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's relationship days before they broke up.For J-Lo and Ben, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli. Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told. Art. Listen to the full episode here: Bennifer: When Your Marriage Has Too Much Content. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Jennifer "I Just Use Olive Oil" LopezBen "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley BraddishAudio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music?You might know JoJo Siwa from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason. Listen to the full episode here: JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Lindsay "Wait Is That A Sex List?" Lohan Drake "Too Many Diss Tracks" CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley BraddishAudio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dakota Johnson, the star of Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom.  This is a moment from our big episode on Dakota. Was she purposely trying to f*** Madame Web?  Listen to the full episode here: Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson. WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" GreyBradley "You've Never Even Met Him" CooperRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.  We unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of cultural appropriation.   And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process. Listen to the full episode here: Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr.You can share your lazy gewl stories here. LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:Pete "Slippery Slope" Evans (Part 1)Pete "Activated" Evans (Part 2)Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" BloomJustin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" BieberSelena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We investigate the real petty stuff here in the Cancelled courtroom. So, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carpet and not let the rest of us in on it? You decide. Listen to the full episode here: Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt. LIKED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THESE: The Devil “We Can’t Agree On Nate” Wears PradaThe “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” NotebookKing “Will Always Be Prince” Charles SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? Click here CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Scott Stronach Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that resSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While Miley Cyrus has had the best of both worlds, she's certainly faced her fair share of controversy.  From that weird tongue thing to swinging on a wrecking ball, and of course that wild open letter from a concerned singer. Listen to The full episode here: Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LISTEN TO: The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Told After Her Grammys WinENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honestly, every year we joke that the year has been a train-wreck, but this one? Fully derailed and off a cliff and definitely not demure or mindful. So what happened this year? Meghan Markle’s jam went nowhere, JLo’s This Is Me… Now saga imploded, Barnaby Joyce fell off a planter box, and JoJo Siwa crowned herself CEO of gay pop. From Trump's assassination attempt to the failed Wonka Experience and everything in between - get ready to reminisce so you can move on and have a Brat Summer.  Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories!  Watch this episode on Youtube here. Follow us on Instagram @thetwins_thoughtsENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!Gift a Mamamia subscription: Head here to give the best stuff for women. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" GrandeIt Ends With Us DramaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa BenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving! This week we welcome Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does every Gen Xers really know the dance moves to Thriller? You decide.  Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.  SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zendaya might just be the best thing to come out of Disney (for those who grew up watching Nickelodeon that’s a big deal). She seems to do no wrong. BUT there's the rumoured drama surrounding Euphoria, where Zendaya plays a teen struggling with addiction. Why is season three taking so long? Then, there's those times Zendaya danced like no one was watching in malls, or the so-called "controversy" about the height difference with her boyfriend and Spiderman co-star Tom Holland (it's just an inch). Oh, and one of us actually met Zendaya and Zac Efron once... but was too busy having a full-blown Zac Efron meltdown to properly process it. You know, the usual. Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories!  Watch this episode on Youtube here. Follow us on Instagram @thetwins_thoughtsENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" GrandeIt Ends With Us DramaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa BenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob Elordi is a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" KardashianTwilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" SagaRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” PattinsonKristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" StewartLara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)Michael "One Night In Noosa" ClarkeBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.