Ep. 91 - Hurts Braineism

The squad gets their crawl on in Gafanrit's Workshop, discovering just how much of a hand the four-armed demigod had in the world of Yrisol. With each turn they find treasure, danger, magic, machinery, enemies or friends, and all of these come with mysteries. But will they find any answers?Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/bcbpmerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:The Murder: A crime syndicate based out of Reskarus. The squad encountered their agents in New Haven in the first loop.Gafanrit - Demigod of Hybdall, the chaotic neutral god. A four-armed oread (rock person). Known as The Sculptor, his inventive works are known throughout the world.Hybdall - Chaotic neutral god of chaos, travel, and space. Often depicted with four arms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, you're not crazy, time didn't loop while you weren't looking -- gremlins got into the works when posting last episode and the final 6 minutes or so were dropped! Until we can get the complete 92 up, here is the missing material! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The newly empowered Astra begins the long endeavor of uncovering what her domains are. Thankfully they're in a fun new location that might shed some light: Gafanrit's Workshop! What tricks and traps and artifacts will the team uncover in workshop of the now-deceased demigod of Chaos, Patty's grand-demigod?Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/bcbpmerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Gafanrit - Demigod of Hybdall, the chaotic neutral god. A four-armed oread (rock person). Patty became Hybdall's demigod with the mysterious but presumed death of Gafanrit.Hybdall - Chaotic neutral god of chaos, travel, and space. Often depicted with four arms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patty meets some new followers, and the team finally finds a way to communicate long distance FINALLY. There is some discussion of creating propaganda before things take a turn towards a more somber energy. Kinda.Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Gentry Till - One of Patty's followers, an Elven noble from Mealnor. In previous loops, he was The Dentist.Wok and Griddle - Members of the Spelleater goblins tribe that encamp outside of Faenelin. Zelf stayed with them as Zoblin at the start of this loop.Gnome cleric - A friend of Janni's from Neptis.Galatea - An octopus-woman and head of the Scry Network. She tried to blackmail Patty and the group to scry their adventures.Dylan - A bad boy capybara and follower of Patty who lost an arm in the attack on Molni's temple, and then again during the attack on Neptis.Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a shadow-less and formerly magic-less half elf. His body was found frozen by Wynhorn's magicManny Meadowsweet - Zelf's apprentice. In this loop, he is loyal to "Zoblin" and distrusts the rest of Janni Squad.Abraham and Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Harvel Glasscannon - A teen wizard believed by some to be the reincarnation of a famous archmage. Currently disguised as an egg fairy. Dating Glorihan.Inspector Nipip - A paladin and divine health inspector from Mealnor, Zelf's hometown. One of Zelf's many rivals.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Dating Harvel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to pause and reflect on the events that ed up to the team finding themselves at the cold, dark bottom of a whirlpool, surrounded by demi-gods and vampire leprechauns. In some ways, they've never been closer as a group. Yet in other ways, they remain almost immobile with dysfunction!Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Alok Vilnit - A rich member of Mealnor nobility. In previous loops, a part-time vampire; in this loop, a full-time vampire and demigod.Unnamed Leprechaun - A former member of the leprechaun pirate crew of Absence of Color, and a former member of Patty's crew, and a former member of Alok's crew.Sasha - A bard cheerleader. In a former time loop, she was a member of the Faenalin Academy and friend of Patty's, but went to Bitterhold for aiding her.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time for closing arguments! The team rallies to win over the last outstanding members of the jury. Can the gang end strong or will they whiff at the last moment? How will Astra deal with the new influx of power OR with the temporary death that comes with defeat? Probably not well either way!Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Ebnir - Lawful evil god, whose emblem is a trident. His domains are the sea, death, evil, law, and magic. His subdomains include ice, necromancy, and fear.Flo - An ice mephit working as a legal attendant in the domain of Ebnir.B - A Contract devil in an immaculate suitAnd presenting the jury:Sheep Lich - An undead sheep with a love for chaos but no thumbs with which to commit it.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Adrienne Mistmourn - The Commander of Shadowend and a powerful mage, she's the leader of a spellcaster squad consisting of Glorihan Phirel, Abraham, Nieven, and Caeda Shol.Highmage Wynhorn - A divine judge in the Court of the Archmage. He intended to kill Bysshod and explode her body to destroy Neptis.Abraham Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Bysshod - A ragged pirate, the human form of the demigod of Ebnir that was recently slain at Neptis.Caeda Shol - A pre-cog with divination magic in Mistmourn's squad.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Trial continues! Some fan favorites and soon-to-be fan favorites join the stand in Astra's defense. It's not too hard to find people that will speak to Astra's evil capacity, but what about her lawfulness and respect for rules? Well... they do their best!FILL OUT OUR LISTENER SURVEY HERE: https://forms.gle/Yj77EhCrT5MXRVGi6Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan, and the delightful end stinger was made by Akshay too. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:B - A Contract devil in an immaculate suit.Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a shadow-less and formerly magic-less half elf. His body was found frozen by Wynhorn's magic, whom he had signed a contract with to get some amount of magic back.Shyla - The ASMR influencer and member of Bantaro Valentine's squad at Shadowend, with Aeyrin Starsinger and Pearl Pervalur. In a previous loop, vampire!Astra drank her blood.Alok Vilnit - A rich member of Mealnor nobility. In previous loops, a part-time vampire; in this loop, a full-time vampire.Big Poppadew- A gnome merchant at Skeptic's Haven that Astra has books on consignment with.Fairy Godfather - A gangster from Mealnor that stole Astra's teeth to demand her help in capturing The Dentist. She betrayed their bargain.Zalvot - Head of the Thieves Guild, who partnered with the Fairy Godfather to attack Astra on the train in Consequence Debt.Haku - In a previous time loop, a Faenelin Academy student, an old mischievous kitsune that is an elderly teenage.Fantasmic Fabian - In a previous time loop, a Faenelin Academy student and stage magician, with his familiar Bartolomew Cucumber. In this loop, a member of the Mundane Theater.And presenting the jury:Sheep Lich - An undead sheep with a love for chaos but no thumbs with which to commit it.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Adrienne Mistmourn - The Commander of Shadowend and a powerful mage, she's the leader of a spellcaster squad consisting of Glorihan Phirel, Abraham, Nieven, and Caeda Shol.Highmage Wynhorn - A divine judge in the Court of the Archmage. He intended to kill Bysshod and explode her body to destroy Neptis.Abraham Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Bysshod - A ragged pirate, the human form of the demigod of Ebnir that was recently slain at Neptis.Caeda Shol - A pre-cog with divination magic in Mistmourn's squad.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let the trial begin! The team do their best to argue against B's incredible lawyering skills, which means mostly supressing the few good things Astra has ever done and highlighting all the terrible things. They've got a lot to work with and yet somehow B is able to make Astra look like a competent, kind, reliable person!FILL OUT OUR LISTENER SURVEY HERE: https://forms.gle/Yj77EhCrT5MXRVGi6Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.NPCs in this episode:B - A contract devil in an immaculate suit.Bly Bloom - A theater manager for the Theater of the Mundane, and Astra's ex-girlfriend who she ghosted after rescuing Smol from the Whispering Woods.Halibut Jones - A fishman who works as an editor for the scry network. Astra blackmailed and attacked him to Zalvot - Leader of the Thieves Guild. Astra convinced him to let the team go, with the understanding that they'd help Tommi Embereyes track down Pearl and Glorihan, which they did not do.Bovil Flashforge - Advisor to the Janni Squad at Shadowend. Keeps an extensive diary about the timeloop, currently in the team's possession. Suffering due to alcoholism and radiation poisoning. Astra asked him once about his pregnant wife. Castien Grefiel - A holier-than-thou paladin of Gavelyne. He is on Commander Windstar's Shadowend squad. Everyone on the team hates him except Zelf for some reason.Madam Ogavia - A publisher of gossip rags and stolen books. A member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac. The team did burn down her house and Astra took her shadow and power with her sword.Pahpa Phirel - Glorihan and Ansel's father, who has lost his shadow and magic to a fey menace in the Whispering Woods.And presenting the jury:Sheep Lich - An undead sheep with a love for chaos but no thumbs with which to commit it.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Adrienne Mistmourn - The Commander of Shadowend and a powerful mage, she's the leader of a spellcaster squad consisting of Glorihan Phirel, Abraham, Nieven, and Caeda Shol.Highmage Wynhorn - A divine judge in the Court of the Archmage. He intended to kill Bysshod and explode her body to destroy Neptis.Abraham Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Bysshod - A ragged pirate, the human form of the demigod of Ebnir that was recently slain at Neptis.Caeda Shol - A pre-cog with divination magic in Mistmourn's squad.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally time to rejoin Astra in her travails, and the team regroups, for some definition of regrouping when Janni Innaj is on the team. Don't worry, there's nothing these fools can't overcome when they're together! That includes demigods, death, and.. worse...Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:Ebnir - Lawful evil god, whose emblem is a trident. His domains are the sea, death, evil, law, and magic. His subdomains include ice, necromancy, and fear.Flo - An ice mephit working as a legal attendant in the domain of Ebnir.B - A Contract devil in an emmaculate suit.Cassandra Stiffpeaks - A romance writer being kept captive in Olgavia's basement. She writes horny stories about the demigods.And presenting the jury:Sheep Lich - An undead sheep with a love for chaos but no thumbs with which to commit it.Ansel Phirel - A necromancer and Glorihan's brother. In former loops, he was Wynhorn's accomplice.Adrienne Mistmourn - The Commander of Shadowend and a powerful mage, she's the leader of a spellcaster squad consisting of Glorihan Phirel, Abraham, Nieven, and Caeda Shol.Highmage Wynhorn - A divine judge in the Court of the Archmage. He intended to kill Bysshod and explode her body to destroy Neptis.Abraham Neiven - Due to a timeloop accident, Abraham and Nieven are one soul split into two bodies, here briefly reunited. A mage in Mistmourn's squad.Bysshod - A ragged pirate, the human form of the demigod of Ebnir that was recently slain at Neptis.Caeda Shol - A pre-cog with divination magic in Mistmourn's squad.Glorihan Phirel - A mage in Mistmourn's squad with shadow magic. She is highly suspicious of Astra and the nature of her power. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the patched-together crew of strangers (and Janni Innaj), Patty Hurts attempts to find her real team. In the meantime, we touch base with our wayward members. What has Zelf been up to with the Ministry? How has Janni fared with the giant mech armor? Did Astra really attack Manny and if so was she totally justified?Join the BCBP Patreon at patreon.com/bcbparty. Gift a subscription to our show at patreon.com/bcbparty/gift. Visit our DFTBA merch shop at bit.ly/jennamerch.Email us at [email protected], or find us on Tumblr @BCBparty or Bluesky @BCBparty.Burnt Cook Book Party is a time-loop comedy actual play show, featuring an original campaign based on Pathfinder. Four heroes of varying skills, attractiveness, and stupidity, race to prevent a war - and to prevent a timeloop from resetting the whole game! Featuring the talents of host Jenna Stoeber, game master Justin Green, Caitlin Stayduhar, Andrew Hansen, and Paul Luetkemeyer. Sound edited by Akshay Balakrishnan. Produced by Jenna Stoeber.NPCs in this episode:The Prime Minister - leader of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac, a group trying to destroy the demigods to control the timeloop. The prime minister is a masked figure with a crystal god-killing sword, identity unknown.Nerixina - Headmistress of Faenalin Academy and a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.Bysshod - Demigod of Ebnir, the lawful evil god. A sea monster, which the Ministry will soon attempt to summon so they can kill it, and Wynhorn will attempt to blow up and destroy Neptis.Aureo Fortuna - Tuxedo catfolk engineer based in Neptis, was once a follower of Gavelyn at Molni's temple. A member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac.Chairman Naga - A world famous battle chef, and Zelf's former chef-master.High Mage Wynhorn - A divine judge of the Tribunal in the Court of the Archmage and secretly a worshipper of Ebnir. Also a member of the Ministry of the Fleeting Zodiac but more interested in his own goals.Bly Bloom - A theater manager for the Theater of the Mundane, and Astra's ex-girlfriend who she ghosted after rescuing Smol from the Whispering Woods.Smol Blep - Astra's cousin, a shadow-less and magic-less scrub.Mlizabeth Mlem - Former classmate of Smol Blep, in a sort of Romeo-Juliet forbidden romance, since the Bleps and the Mlems are rivals.Alok Vilnit - A rich member of Mealnor nobility. In previous loops, a part-time vampire; in this loop, a full-time vampire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.