#011 - FLOATING STINGING BRAINS

Going Deep: Time travel special! The boy who lived before. Red Hot Chili Peppers predict the future on 'Californication'. The Simpsons most outrageous predictions. 'In Time' movie concept. What does it all mean? If you could time travel to any event in history, what would it be? Plus... Scotland ranked safest place to survive zombie apocalypse. Nigeria confirms deaths in stampede for discounted rice. Tinder Bio of the week. Tiny fish can make noises louder than an elephant, says new study. Dundee bubble tea fans form huge queue outside new takeaway. Celebrity Big Brother.

On this week's show: updates on the acid attacker, and the XL Bully ban. Dan's Tinder adventures continue. Busybody Edinburgh woman creates a storm on Twitter/X. Weatherman takes a fish to the mouth. $16m California mansion on the verge of falling into the ocean. Girl dies after being buried on the beach. Man dies on a flight next to wife. The algorithm of life - is the element of chance non-existent in 2024? Priest arrested for selling Holy Viagra.

On this week's show... Life is busy. Valentine's Day update. Tinder bios. Ancestry. Kevin Bacon married his cousin. Airbnb love rat in court. Domino's creme egg cookies. Man wins the lottery... but doesn't. Different man smuggles pythons. Woman comes back to life at her own cremation. Trump launches golden sneakers. 15 years of Rob & Dan memories, stories, and photos.

- XL Bullys banned - Acid attacker update - Footballer killed by lightning strike - Daytime disco - Valentines Day - Croquet Wars - Free The Peach - UFO Hotspot - The travelling lunatic - Space lasers!

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- Climate activists throw soup at the Mona Lisa - London acid attacker revealed - Funny restaurant names - King Charles diagnosed with cancer - Japanese macaque escapes Highland Wildlife Park - Pigeon detained for being a spy - Kerrang TV to close - HIV scientist hosts deadly party - Man kills neighbour over snoring - Peter Thiel bankrolling the 'Olympics on steroids' - Neuralink successfully implanted into first human - Carl Weathers (Rocky/Predator/Happy Gilmore) passes away

- Don't eat toothpicks - Trump welcomes "nice people" - Boy drowns in the Ganges - Pink lagoon - Superdry in trouble & Rob's favourite bag - Vince McMahon is a naughty boy - Alien abduction theories - Disappearing Australians - Musical pets

This week: - Storm Isha ravages the UK - Pet hates on social media - Girl wins a year's supply of crisps (Rob is jealous) - Ronnie O'Sullivan loves an air fryer - Luke Littler 9 darter - The Doomsday Clock - Greenland is melting - Man in Thailand jailed for 50 years for Facebook posts - 13 year old boy becomes the first person ever to beat Tetris - Gamers have oddly shaped skulls - Donald Trump outrage - Jellyfish UFO - Amazing photos of Jupiter

We're back, and we're now in 4K! This week's topics: - New Years Resolutions - The Covid vaccine gives you Covid - Ten feet tall aliens sighted in Brazil - Luke Littler darting prodigy and victim of sex crimes - Joseph Fritzl to be released? - How far would you go to survive a plane crash? - Saltburn - Ronnie O'Sullivan is a living legend - The Epstein Island List

This week on Broken News... we discuss the monoliths popping up across the world (complete with a breaking news update), Edinburgh is hit by Thundersnow, a man strikes gold after having a 50 year old coin removed from his nose, a pair of dogs strangle their owner to death, MAN wakes from the dead, a town called F**king is forced to change its name after tourists take “When in Rome” extremely literally, and two children are emotionally scarred after being fed chicken nuggets by a babysitter. Plus, Adolf Hitler takes office in Namibia, our feathered friends in the UK experience their own lockdown in yet more great 2020 news, a man becomes an instant millionaire after an asteroid lands in his garden, we discuss evolution and virtual reality, and a deer turns the tables on an incredibly surprised hunter.