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We're back back BACK! I simply had to leap onto the mic to discuss the devastating fallout of Mary and Angie's friendship in the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Along the way, your Bravo Brit touches on the performative nature of Housewives in both Orange County and Salt Lake, plus a little soupcon of what's going on in Potomac.

It's episode 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 20 and we're going round in circles. Let's have a laugh about it anyway. Join your Bravo Brit as I discuss when it's appropriate to pop a boob out and how Heather has popped a bob out.

It's part one of The Valley reunion! Let's all laugh at Jax's faux Smartwater ad, despair at the impasse between Jesse, Michelle and Lacey and wonder why Danny looks so small. Along the way your Bravo Brit ponders the credentials of a Narcissistic Abuse Coach and is still baffled about why, specifically, we all hate Janet. Is it just because she buys gifts and has to have the last word?

Your Bravo Brit deep dives episode 3 of the Real Housewives of London! We discuss the delicate balance between honesty and rudeness when speaking your mind or 'just repeating something I've heard' as Panthea would say. Is it worth it to chase a cheese down a hill? And let's all enjoy the amazing juxtaposition of Nessie in her mansion playing piano while the women fight on a van in the background.

The Valley sucks! No wait, I'm not being negative, it's a Victorian vampire party! Danny causes a stink and Janet throws a drink. Plus your Bravo Brit discusses the Vicki snore status of The Real Housewives of Orange County, whether blowing a raspberry on someone's neck is cheating on In the City and how Amanda is a private person starring on international television programme The Real Housewives of London.

Let's talk about nuance or the lack of it in the penultimate episode of the Valley. Both Zack and Danny are full of sh*t, but at least Zack releases his in a Chilli's bathroom. Your Bravo Brit also discusses the Real Housewives of London which starts off with a fight about... teeth? And In the City Amanda wants to be 'seen' as sad because, let's face it, she's not sad at all, except when she feels sorry for herself.

This week your favourite Bravo Brit discusses why The Valley could be renamed Hetero Hell, how Shannon is choosing wacktivities to showcase her falling over wackting and two, yes TWO apostrophe mistakes in the Bravoverse. Plus podcast drama. In Orange County of course, no drama here, just strong opinions and silliness.

Vicki's back, Tamra's getting lots of flack and Shannon's wack(ting). Yes, it's the historic 20th season of the Real Housewives of Orange County so let's get nostalgic discussing episode 1.

Let's take a dive into The Valley season 3, episode 15 and In the City season 1, episode 8. Your Bravo Brit doesn't like to judge but I do judge Danny Darko for quite some time. Plus I share my thoughts on Amanda Batula and why 'pick me' is such a problematic phrase, the darkness of Tom Sandoval and my sadness at the cancellation of my beloved Ladies of London. Hot takes all round!

It's finally here, the Summer House reunion part 1! Your Bravo Brit ponders whether West has any feelings at all, why Amanda can't just say she's sorry and how KJ and Mia are the emotional heart of the show.