It's a Jersey (Rhode Island) Thing! (Real Housewives of Rhode Island Full Recap)

What's up bros? We're back in New Jers.....Rhode Island for the second time in a week and we're feeling blessed. With all of the dark things being discussed on Bravo from alcoholism to friend betrayals, it's nice to get back to the basics....affair scandals. While we're immediately introduced to Rulla and her (probably) cheating husband, poor Kelsey just wants to squash the rumors about her open relationship even though we haven't gotten to that part of her story. We're loving this dynamic and hope it plays out in a beautiful chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Well this episode had an interesting feel to it. After we FINALLY get to what we've been leading up to all damn season, we're hit with what felt and sounded like a finale rundown with all the ladies; only to be hit with "oh we're back in BH 4 days later" and nothing has changed. Ugh. We'll get through it together but we try our best to see the light at the end of the tunnel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back on yet another mini-vacay with the SoHo crew as we still try to allow Emmy to understand how her behavior is problematic..surely she'll get it right? No probably not. Otherwise, we have a new issue blossoming between Lake and Michols that takes center stage as we depart Charleston for a little tubing trip in the gator and brain eating amoeba waters. While Lake is moping around feeling weird, Michols seems to be truly enjoying giving her the cold shoulder. This seems like it might be setting up for a very chaotic night but the pieces are in place at the right time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in the Valley after Bravo did almost no marketing for this season so it seemingly came out of no where! At least it came out during a pretty down time for Bravo news right? Wrong! We weren't sure where we'd be with this crew coming into this season but so far so good! It's only one episode in but it seems our skepticism for the new additions were possibly wrong and we're completely cool with that. Overall, this was a good premiere for a season we're not sure about so let's keep up those good vibes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros???? We've got ourselves a brand spankin' new show and a new housewives franchise at that. We were a little skeptical going into this one for a few reasons but this first episode definitely quelled those fears in a way only New Jersey errrrrr Rhode Island can. We'll be honest, we didn't know Jersey accents moved north and it seems neither did these women because they're all Rhode Island through and through. It does, however, seem like we might have a good thing going with this show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We have a much needed reprieve from the rest of the reality world with one of our favorite shows that just keeps on getting better. After the fallout from Kimi's comment about Misse's brother, it seems we're pivoting to a new potential villain (or scapegoat) in Margo. Thankfully, we get dueling dinners to stoke the fire in much different ways but poor Martha finds herself in the middle of it all. We never know what to expect next with this group and we wouldn't want it any other way! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? As much as we'd like to continue recapping a show in the current times, that's just not how this works. So we're unfortunately back to recap the episodes from 8 months ago going on an Easter Egg hunt and let's just say, it's really hard to give a damn about other storylines and it's very icky watching Amanda & West. While we try not to dwell on speculation, we still spend about 75% of the episode doing just that! So enjoy as we try to care about whether Dara was in Ben's room for an hour, Lindsay looking for a sugar daddy and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros???? WE'VE GOT OURSELVES AN EMERGENCY PODCAST. All of the rumors and downright nasty behavior has been confirmed and we hopped on ASAP to give you guys the rundown. Don't worry; we're here with evidence, dates, context and everything you can imagine to fully breakdown what's going on in NYC (and elsewhere) with West & Amanda's unbelievable behavior. Hope you guys buckled up and hydrated because this is gonna be a long scandal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're incredibly unfortunate to have to continue to cover this absolute snoozefest but we suppose most of you enjoy hearing our disdain so we're back at it! Continuing right along on the least exciting Italy trip; we're still dealing with not only the mask "joke" BUT an exciting new wrinkle about ChatGPT's depiction of Amanda! Yay guys! At least we have the climax we've been waiting for with Dorit vs Kyle & Erika right? Wrong! it's just more nonsense that we should have been expecting. Anyway, this is our lives so I guess we have to just keep on truckin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whats up Bros?? We're right back where we left off on our favorite show on TV with Girls and Gays night bobbing for cucumbers before G-Lilly decides to continue her rampage against Maddie and gets clocked for it. We did not see a mostly G-Lilly centric episode coming but, to be honest, we're grateful for it. We had a very powerful scene with her and a sobriety coach before moving back to Emmy's lack of well....being a normal human. A slightly slower episode for this show is still better than most of the other Bravo shows so we're all good! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices