If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now

Send us Fan MailHey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:Check out our Patreonand our new podcast Book Fair, where we review books from our childhood that we made up.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregElijah Katz as: Rodge BadgebeachKelsey Buckley as: Fally Jimmels, Bob Eubanks, Joe Sabia, DJ Neetfreek Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist, Sean Evans

Send us Fan MailCriming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.(And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of time: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregLyndsey Kempf as: Melora GaloreBrian Fitzgerald as: Shuck DoxJake Hess as: Bryler VelveetoKelsey Buckley as: Dava C. SchwimmerAllie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine GregMarcos Gonzales as: Chaz CasperKatie Bowman as: Amby CanterlopeJordan Wold as: Niles GregMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Send us Fan MailBarjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetVera Drew as: Dr. Rosacia StonePablo Escabosa as: Captain Lyle P. DolphayMark Gallagher as: SkapperBranson Knowles as: Fred ChristKelsey Buckley as: WendilyMagi Calcagne as: Narrator

Send us Fan MailIt's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregHannah Jones as: Captain MildreadfulPablo Escobosa as: Jack SbarroMark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the PirateMarcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast ApartheidDamon Howard as: Captain StroganoffKatie Bowman as: BlondebobKelsey Buckley as: ShipwreckeccaJake Hess as: Drent DickridgeMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Send us Fan Mailhttps://www.patreon.com/bbthecdWhat a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

Send us Fan MailThis rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregYesi Rego as: Lizzlie DrizzleKevin McCarthy as: Cycloney TonyNako Narter as: Blanche AvalancheBranson Knowles as: AnchorJulia Lebow as: Game Show ContestantKelsey Buckley as: Game Show AnnouncerMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Send us Fan MailThe tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil. (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregPierce Campion as: Seth LePodKyle McCormick as: Marv MorrowDanielle Shvartsman as: Eelixandra PhibiousKevin McCarthy as: Dr. Krillian Salmonelli, BeefcakeJulia Lebow as: Dr. Pirhonda SandollerNako Narter as: Dr. Amandatee CrabagailKelsey Buckley as: Dr. Marliny FishgeraldYesi Rego as: HologramMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Send us Fan MailBarjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregKaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy QuariumWill Stryker as: Aloejandro van AlvessGreg Goodness as: The Satin SeagullEli Lutsky as: King Al GoreMelissa Strype as: Marjomin BuffetJoey Pleasants as: Benjory BuffetJordan Wold as: Niles GregElijah Katz as: Rodge BadgebeachNako Narter as: LennyKelsey Buckley as: BennyMagi Calcagne as: Narrator And check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd

Send us Fan MailWait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd

Send us Fan MailWith all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil GregMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, NeighborWe also have masks now! You'd better wear a mask and if you want it can be OURS!https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Barjory-Buffet-The-Cruise-Detective-Hawaiian-Shirt-Mask-by-bradbeideman/51808070.9G0D8https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Barjory-Buffet-The-Cruise-Detective-Mask-by-bradbeideman/51807982.9G0D8