2024 Nickname Extravaganza!

Is it an episode, or a bloodletting...or BOTH?! Featuring your hosts alongside special guests Jake English and the Honorable (Not) Aaron Judge Markovich.

Due process is a strange and heavy meal.

Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Featuring the triumphant return of Judge Marko, aka The Unguffable!

In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex.

In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer!

There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. PLUS: did you know Johnny Cueto was still throwing baseballs? Would you like him to throw baseballs...for us?!

A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom might feel like under the Rubenstein Regime.

It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! Watch along with us here!

The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team.

The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards.