Why Would Neptune Deceive You?

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Scorpio season, more Venus & Mercury retrograde, the New Moon in Scorpio, the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, Meta glasses privacy issues, flying Teslas, Katie Zachariah's hiring and firing, the nearly-livestreamed execution, the latest spikes in violence, the French protests, and the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Scorpio season, Mercury retrograde, the Full Moon in Taurus, the scariest transits for the rest of the year, Ms. Rachel, Shane Gillis's SNL cold open controversy, the Russian plague scare, and Calvicular's looksmaxxing camp. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Libra season, more Venus retrograde, the New Moon in Libra, Pluto stationing direct, the new Great Depression, the new wave of Canada bans from the White House, the Nicole Kidman moment, and Taylor's The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore deluxe release. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Libra season, the Full Moon in Aries, Mars entering Leo, Mercury entering Scorpio, Venus retrograde, the Emmys, the rising AI panic, the new foldable iPhone model, the Elizabeth Holmes documentary trailer, the Sydney Sweeney sports ad, and the latest viral trends including the creepy Cat in the Hat trend, the Rick & Morty aura memes, wellness darties, and the Sep-Dec lock-in. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover our time together in Chicago at the United Astrology Conference, Venus entering Scorpio, Mercury entering Libra, Uranus retrograde, the new Moon in Virgo, Chiron retrograde, betting app regulation, Florida banning Flock cameras, the Kirkaversary, the latest environmental headlines, ICE's robot dogs, and the latest celebrity deaths including Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Gloria Steinem. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Virgo season, the Full Moon Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, Jupiter trining Saturn, Luigi pleading guilty, AOC's many recent headlines, the 'country hicks' who blocked an AI data center, the Live Nation Good Charlotte drama, the latest round of celeb deaths and near-deaths, the latest pop news including Britney and Rihanna's upcoming projects, and the latest round of viral true crime including the Lindsay Clancy trial. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Virgo season, the New Moon Total Solar Eclipse in Leo, Mercury entering Virgo, Gen Z finally entering their drinking era, the increase of wildfires in North America and Europe, Charli XCX's new album 'Music, Fashion, Film', Ariana Grande's new album and video for 'Petal', and the new trailer for upcoming film Wicker. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Leo season, the full Moon in Aquarius, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Leo, Mars entering Cancer, the U.S. parasite outbreak, the Love Island USA S8 finale, Trump removing endangered species habitat protections, the trad wife vibe shift, Ariana Grande and Ricky Alvarez getting back together, The Odyssey, and the World Cup final. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Leo season, the Barbault Basket, the unusual cluster of youth tragedies, the Empire State Building climbers, America's 250th birthday failures, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's wedding, and the Vatican's Excommunication of SSPX. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Cancer season, Venus entering Virgo, the New Moon in Cancer, the World Cup, Peter Thiel's secret celeb cult, Oliver Tree's fatal helicopter accident, and answer the eternal question — is Trump finally dying? Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology