19. Nice Means Nothing

RANTING with a side of RANTING... and just a bit more RANTING. Topics included in today's episode: Veterinarians being thrown under the bus Empiric antibiotic usage and culture/sensitivity Giving cancer to everything Sticking it to some snooty alphabet soup people Stress dreams Chemo buddies and MORE!   WE HAVE PATREON! Please support your favorite ranting veterinarians :) Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AllVetsAreOff Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: [email protected]  

That's right folks, we do anal gland removals! An entire episode dedicated to butt stuff. Did we mention we talk about butts? If buttock-related surgeries give you the heebie-jeebies, seek cover no longer!   Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: [email protected]  

Faced with difficult questions in the veterinary world, Drs. Djinn and Samhain must swallow their pride and call the experts for help. Will this be the end of their boarded snobbery?   Disclaimer: Audio glitches due to unforeseen interference. Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: [email protected]

Some people say, "pain is weakness leaving the body". But pain sucks! While we can't get rid of pain altogether, we can do our best to minimize it. Here's Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain's analgesia protocols for small animal surgical procedures!   Content warning: Some views may differ from your own.   Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: [email protected]

We asked, you DELIVERED! On Twitter, we posed the question: "What's the worst veterinary medical question you've EVER been asked?!" And you all knocked it out of the park! We try our best to "answer" your worst client questions. If you need a break from reality, this is the episode for you! (If you came here for veterinary informational content... Hi! Welcome! Maybe pick a more serious episode first)   Guess the follow-up future episode... win a sticker! Write us: Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Email: [email protected]

Does a bulldog with mucoid ocular discharge send you running in terror? What about a dog with absolutely no tears at all? Horrifying, right? Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn tackle everything you would EVER want to know about dry eye disease and keratoconjunctivitis sicca! You asked, we delivered! One of our longest episodes to date... because we really like talking about ophthalmology.   Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: [email protected]

Veterinary medicine has been going through it lately. Clients have been terrible to all of us. Even the nice ones... will eventually stab you in the back. Oh, and don't forget to do your government issued wellness modules! Those will surely help you feel better. TW: Rant Episode. Two veterinarians yelling about clients and stupid emails...   Guardian article: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/30/vets-want-to-help-your-pet-and-you-but-death-threats-arent-good-for-anyones-health   Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: [email protected]

Dr. Djinn and Dr. Samhain are back on their ophthalmology BS! Learn how to repair a cherry eye, and why (dear goodness gracious) we don't remove them. Twitter rant-inspired episode.   We officially have merch!!! Merch: https://allvetsareoff.threadless.com/ Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: [email protected]

Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's 2021 year in screw ups! Incoherent sounds, wheezing, and many drams of whiskey were involved in the making of this blooper reel.   Happy New Year! Thanks for your support in 2021. We look forward to giving you even more asinine veterinary content in 2022! Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: [email protected]  

Dr. Samhain and Dr. Djinn's most shat bag, hot garbage, dumpster fire veterinary cases.  Some of our favorite "What the...?" cases. All for your listening pleasure!    Details edited to protect patient identities.   Twitter: @AllVetsAreOff Email: [email protected]