Ep. 005 - Kanakrooks

the funniest bitch we know. @stolenMILFvalor

Q is a national champion at being smart but she’s our friend anyway.// Wilderson’s mentee is logging on // demanding apologies from Kansas Debate for “Soft ‘A’ Saturdays” // wtf is an Antebellum Party // Bachelor Nation’s (white) future // that time Nicole Arbour accidentally proved afropessimism // bunch of debate jokes in here but no points for spotting them, this is real life nerds //all about love - bell hooks https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/all-about-love-bell-hooks/1111738180Afropessimism - Frank Wilderson III https://wwnorton.com/books/9781631496141

gather round kids time for the weekly crucifixion LARP (feat. Jenny from the Burbs) [cw: child abuse] //frat camp // inducing vomiting for the LORD // lamentation o’clock // firsthand tales of Pervert Pete // you should be at least Second not Third // introducing Purity Brick // discrimin(ister)ation is legal // former child evangelist squad // the crucifixion LARP you have to hear to believe // thanks Mom for intervening on Hell camp

our bods look different under the corporate lens (ft. Late-Cap Laura)// we found the most diseased show possible // introducing THE TUBE // body fash reddit is the next evolution of pro-ana tumblr // diagnosing porn brain // liking fat people is normal and value neutral // ugly rights now!! // BREAD HOUSE

you don't need a horse for therapy, but it helps // outro: Flo Milli shit! // sorry bout our audio quality we're still learning

the ins and outs of corporate apologia — goth identity politics // “anarchist” Shoddy Lynn’s recent #BLM oopsie // Keeping Up With Kendall since she solved racism in 2017 // living the Dolezal fantasy

should we cap & trade babies?? prolly not.// feat. special guest MidsWes// outro music: Lil Wayne (and no one else)