Strictly Come Hamster - Series Nine (featuring Pete Lambert & J.R. Southall

Joe, Lee & Cam; 'Her love? Oh, there's gratitude for you!' Can Cam summarise his thoughts on a story he hasn't heard a single word uttered? Why does Lee love this so much? And who gave Anneke Wills her first orgasm?

Joe, Lee & Cam; 'They look as if they're preparing an arsenal to blow up London.' Are War Machines cut price Daleks? Why precisely is WOTAN doing this and to what end? And why is Michael Ferguson one of the best directors Doctor Who ever scored?

Join Joe, Luke & Andrew as we face creatures of the night with a taste for blood, colons (ask Andrew) and universal domination. Is this the classic of repute? Extract by Ken Moss.

Joe, Cam & Lee; 'It was if something enormous and terrific was trying to absorb me!' We get onto the thorny subject of Dodo's departure, how Hartnell is still the man and just how important branding is for evil super computers. Cam explains what a heterosexual mouth is.

Joe, Lee & Cam; 'Come on Dodo, the Navy's in trouble...hiii!' Lee has done extensive research, Cam has done none...how will we navigate this richly important story together with this amount of knowledge and ignorance? Court is in session!

A little taste of the madness that occurs in the Hamster Extra universe - this time Mark Rawlins & I give an insane reading on the latest movies with watched. Be warned - it’s an eclectic bunch! https://buymeacoffee.com/hamsterpenknife

Joe, Si & Frazer; ‘A chance of remeeting old friends…’ Si was 8 and Joe & Frazer were 4 when The Five Doctors was born. The people pleaser, the ultimate anniversary, the serotonin hit. Let’s explore the magic.

Join Rod, Joe, Pete & J.R. as we dare to enter a universe of revolting sewers, ghosts, immortal Vikings, lion men, terrorist Zygons, Ravens, puzzleboxes and toxic friendships.

Join Joe & David as we succumb to our animalistic instincts, risk a very boring return home and end up in a fight for our lives on the Planet of the Cheetah People! Reading by Ken Moss.

Joe & Dylan; ‘I tell you, so that you may share the last, great experiment of Zaroff!’ A lesson on television production from the master, please make the £195 payable to Too Hot for TV Towers. I love this guy.