So bad, we couldn't fit it into one episode!


69 Cent Special

Barb Wire (1996), Part 2

<p>RESOURCES:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3P7FclvBhk">Masterpiece Theater Theme</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Vj40bdbho">Gunshot Sound</a></li></ul>


Amityville In Space (2022)

<p>COMMERCIALS</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/c/E_cTnRdc6Y/new-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pies">TMNT Pies (1991)</a></li></ul>


Primal Rage (1988)

Tekken: Blood Vengeance (2011)

<h3>Commercials</h3><ul><li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/c/jh2ArgEnbs/pee-wee-herman-crack-cocaine-psa">Pee-Wee Herman Crack Cocaine PSA (1980)</a></li><li><a href="https://www.retrojunk.com/c/ym4mtAcwfi/moon-shoes">Moon Shoes (1990)</a></li></ul>


Alien Arsenal (1999)

I dunno about you, but I think the Earth is way bigger than a tiny little spider. I know who my money's on.


Earth vs. The Spider (2001)

This movie was too terrible for one episode!


Barb Wire (1996), Part 1

I couldn't find this darn thing on IMDB!


UFO Files: Cover-up (?)

Mark Hamill should just use this look all the time.


Slipstream (1989)

Maybe the lost treasure was the movies we made along the way...


Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit (2008)

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