Declan's Going Nowhere

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Sam, George & Roshane each dish out their end of season awards. Categoreis include: Best Player, Worst Performance, Biggest Sh*thouse, Most Underrated & Sh*ttest MomentJoin us for a romp through one of the greatest seasons in recent history! COYI

**UPDATED VERSION WITH SOUND ISSUES FIXED!**Roshane reports fresh from the Kurt Zouma cat trials; we celebrate Jarrod Bowen's England call up; bemoan a shameful last-day performance at Brighton; and look ahead to a necessary squad refresh over the summer.

Reflections on Frankfurt, Creswell: the case for the defence, transfer plans for next season and someone's moving gingerly.

Roshane is in Frankfurt, Sam is on his way out there, George is stuck at home with Covid. The lads reflect on the first leg and the defeat to Arsenal - and look ahead to our date with destiny on Thursday. Should Benrahma start? Coufal or Johnson at RB? And is Jarrod Bowen nailed on to be the hero?

A Big Mac followed by an attempted kidnapping in Lyon, a victorious defeat in Chelsea, a deluxe day at the home of Matty Jarvis and a preview of our day of destiny versus Frankfurt.

The lads look back on a dramatic night against Lyon in London and a disappointing defeat in Brentford and wonder when Disney will finally buy the rights to the Craig Dawson story. Plus, Roshane reports live from Lyon in advance of the second leg. COYI!

Sam, Roshane & George look back on an impressively straightforward win against a piss-poor Everton and work themselves into a frenzy of excitement about Thursday night's match against Lyon. Plus, Happy Birthday Samassi Abou!

Sam & George discuss the latest Declan speculation, look ahead to summer transfers, bemoan the international break and look at a run of upcoming fixtures that could put us back in the Champions League race.

The lads reflect on a perfect Thursday night at the London Stadium, dismiss the Spurs game as irrelevant and make the case for Said Benrahma (again). PLUS! Roshane mounrs the end of a beautiful friendship and Sam orders a fancy takeaway.