Help! I Fancy My Mother-in-Law 🫣

Graham and Maria tackle a listener dilemma about a teenager watching porn, leading to a chat about sex education and why, as Graham puts it, “porn is not the same as sex”. They also share some hilarious memories of their worst on-air bloopers and gaffes! All that plus terrible toilet hygiene and the creature comforts you take on holiday. 📧 If you have a dilemma for the show, email [email protected]! Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. ----- 📲 Follow Wanging On on social media for clips and dilemmas: - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon - Follow us on Facebook @wangingon ----- ⚠️ Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ ----- 📖 Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up...00:33 Worst Bloopers and Gaffes!07:38 Poo Missing the Toilet 🤦🏻‍♂️18:51 Porn in his Browser History?31:31 Duvet Cover Time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can you comment on somebody else's bad tattoos? How would Graham and Maria play Pointless Celebrities? And what are the best service stations in the UK? All these questions are addressed this week, plus Graham and Maria muse on the mechanics of mailing a turd. 📧 If you have a dilemma for the show, email [email protected]! Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. ----- 📲 Follow Wanging On on social media for clips and dilemmas: - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon - Follow us on Facebook @wangingon ----- ⚠️ Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ ----- 📖 Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up...00:29 The UK's Best Service Stations... ⛽️12:53 TERRIBLE Tattoos!! 24:39 How Do I Resign?36:46 Airport Security: Get It Together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do you solve an inappropriate crush on your mother-in-law? Graham Norton and Maria McErlane tackle one of the most awkward listener dilemmas yet. Plus, Graham goes on a hilarious rant about cyclists in Lycra and sweaty shorts... You're welcome to write to [email protected] if you have a dilemma.Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:26 Spiders with Gay Rights05:46 ‘People in Lycra are fooling themselves!’15:57 A Mother-in-Law Fantasy?!27:07 How do you like your eggs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Expect dilemmas about aggressive lawn mowing and annoying fertility questions this week. Graham absolutely cracks himself up uncontrollably (again). Plus he and Maria reflect on the "joyful boredom" of school summer holidays of their youth. Getting mediocre advice from Graham and Maria is as easy as an email! Just write to [email protected]. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. Shopify: You don't need anyone's approval to make a living. Build your own business with a free trial at shopify.co.uk. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:33 Graham and Maria remember their School Holidays...07:31 Get OFF My Lawn!! 😡19:27 Annoying Fertility Questions!31:42 Who left this here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

YIKES. Two teachers are copping off - and one of them is married! Also this week: Graham and Maria are excited for their Edinburgh live show and there's a dilemma about phone addiction. Plus: have you heard of "fart tennis" as a game? No, neither have we. By the way, since you're still reading this (thanks) - we'd love to tackle your dilemma!! Email [email protected] if you've got one. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:22 EDINBURGH HERE WE COME!07:21 Interior Design Masters and The Clangers09:56 Teachers Copping Off...20:00 Are you addicted to your phone?29:49 Have farts stopped being smelly? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Graham reflects on his experiences of fame, and how he reacts to people asking him for photos and autographs. Plus! Dilemmas ahoy: - What to do about an oppressive Mother-in-law...- When is 'too soon' to have a fling after a break up?- Thoughts on rearranging the fruit bowl into a c*ck and balls... 🍆 Fancy Graham and Maria tackling your dilemma? Email [email protected]. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:30 Graham's Approach to Fame07:22 Mother-in-Law Tension?19:39 Time for a fling?29:34 Rearrange that fruit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

✨Graham spills all about his Madonna interview: does the Queen of Pop count him as a friend now?✨ Plus Graham and Maria tackle listener dilemmas:- Is it normal to fancy your therapist?- How on Earth do you deal with mansplaining?! Enjoy your weekly fix of Wanging On, and email the show if you have a dilemma: [email protected]. You can also check out Graham revealing EVERYTHING about his cameo in Taylor Swift's Opalite music video here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3jo5B3iVTQfkNUILOE2hFC?si=UPKqwbM2Ty2Z8R0fXpY85Q Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:28 Madonna and Graham - the Interview!09:27 Inappropriate Feelings for a Therapist...20:21 GRRR: Mansplaining!!30:17 Mince Anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If your dog is badly behaved, is it OK to return it to the breeder? How do you recover from a humiliating work faux-pas? And where is the best place to bury a body? Asking for a friend... 👀 Graham and Maria serve up this week's helping of Wanging On! Get in touch with the show if you like. We'd love to hear your dilemma! Our email is [email protected]. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up...00:22 Covered in Sh*t at Glastonbury!05:18 Ooops... A Foot in Mouth Moment...18:25 Should We Return the Dog?29:12 Burying a Body... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Graham and Maria attempt some football punditry with mixed results. Plus:- "My partner earns more than I do..."- "I don't want to read my friend's crap book..."- "Can I check my lamb chop into the cloakroom?" Get stuck in to this week's Wanging On! And send us a dilemma if you have one! [email protected] is our address. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up...00:20 ENDLESS Sport 🙄09:28 Your Book Isn't Good!20:41 My Partner Earns More...32:56 Smuggle a Lamb Chop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week: Graham's phone accidentally exposes one of his worst habits, Maria tackles a family trapped in ten years of relationship drama, and one listener admits to secretly Photoshopping their gran before her funeral... Plus: a surprisingly heated debate about how much grooming is too much grooming. Do you have a dilemma? Here's an idea! Email it to [email protected] and we might just feature it on the pod. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲 - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up... 00:20 Graham Gets Caught Ignoring Messages 📱 07:20 Should Your Boyfriend Shave Down There? 🌳✂️ 20:22 Trapped in Ten Years of Relationship Drama 🚩 28:19 Photoshopped My Gran's Funeral Photos 📸 32:17 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices