97 - Cruel Intentions (1999) ft. Clare Austen-Smith

Jane and Isa graduate. It's our final official episode of Under the Bleachers! Thank you so much to all who listened and watched along with us. We'd still love to hear from you in the comments, on Twitter (@bleacherteens), or at [email protected]. We'll see you next time! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa gloats over being a varsity athlete. Kason is a poet, musician, and the #1 fan of Under the Bleachers. He currently lives in Burlington, VT. He's extremely offline, but you can read his fanfics for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power at archiveofourown/users/kropotkhristian. Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane wants to see a vampire break someone via sex. Yusong Liu is a writer and streamer.  You could find him on Twitch and Youtube at yu_song and on Twitter at @YusongL. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa breaks down height-gap discourse (as it pertains to shower sex). Lauren Lavin is a writer and editor in Seattle. She's the nonfiction editor for Word West Review and hosts the podcast Diceland, which is about Dungeons and Dragons. Follow her on Twitter at @lalavin666. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane has COVID. Kevin Bartelt is a comedy podcast producer that you might know from shows like Hollywood Handbook, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Big Grande, and Yo, Is This Racist. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa explains that only some of us can be 100% Divergent. Nate Reznicek is a powerlifter, video gamer player, number cruncher, and Isa’s husband! Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod. Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane is horrified by the concept of a real life cake fight. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa is delighted to hear she doesn’t seem like a potty mouth. Sridhar Ramesh is a comedian, a math expert, and a guy on Twitter. Follow him at @RadishHarmers. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Jane refuses to indulge in magical realism. Elanna White is an *ctor, voice artist and comedy writer born and raised in Astoria, Queens. You can see her roll her eyes in A24’s “First Reformed” and read her satire in The Broadway Beat. Follow her on twitter @ewelannawhite for pictures of her cats and bad puns. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co

Isa reminisces about a Girlboss for God. Clare is a standup comedian and filmmaker based in Brooklyn. Her bio and photo can be found at clareaustensmith.com/stand-up. Subscribe to our Patreon and get access to patrons-only perks at  patreon.com/underthebleacherspod! Find out more at https://under-the-bleachers.pinecast.co