SATURDAY RUB | Bill's Mistaken Identity and Bern's Nuff ruffles some feathers

Nate Caddy and Mitch Georgiades almost ran out of fingers trying to count up all their goals, as the Bombers and Port played this one right down to the wire. Join Joey Montagna, Daisy Thomas, Stevie Johnson, Ash Chua, and Michael Roberts for every massive moment from Marvel Stadium. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A match with major Wildcard implications at the Triple MCG - as Melbourne tried to maintain a top-6 spot, and the Doggies tried to avoid a possible trip to Adelaide. Join Tim Solly, Nathan Brown, Daisy Thomas, Chris Johnson, and Alexandra Bryant for every massive moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One final home and away game for the Sunday Rub team! Leigh Montagna, Dale Thomas, Mitch Cleary and Steve Johnson gather for an hour of power ahead of Essendon/Port Adelaide. We've got two wildcard finals locked in, Dees/Blues and Dogs/Pies - who wins them? Can the Pies get it done with their injury list building? Toby Greene may well have played his last game for GWS while Jake Stringer looks even likelier to depart. Dogs defender Michael Sellwood joins us to tell Stevie ahead URBNsurf before Stevie turns the knife once more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Find out who Bill was mistaken for during the week; We're joined by Sam Draper fresh from the Lions win over Collingwood; The quiz has a card theme; and Daisy dirties up at being included in Nuff!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chief is continuing to look better and better every week, but we must start with the latest out of Sydney - as coach Dean Cox and Callum Mills fronted the media today. Browny and Chief share their favourite news headlines of the week, and Howie talks about the current biggest sporting contracts after Max Verstappen signs a mega-deal with Red Bull Racing. Chief has two more movie monologues complete with accents and sound effects, then former Freo and Collingwood star Brodie Holland is in studio to explain why he had to 'champ' a bloke, and what he's upto these days. Cricket legend Adam Gilchrist calls in on his way to Mackay for the 2nd Test between Australia and Bangladesh, and Browny's Health Hotline looks at the naturally occuring drugs in our body - and why we don't need the artificial ones. Super producer Herbie has some more dating dilemmas for the guys to help out with, then Chief has a quiz all about World Series Cricket. Damo has more on the Sydney Swans story, before we move into a massive edition of Media Wars - where someone steals Chief's Diet Coke, and a Hawthorn goalkicker feels disrespected. Brisbane's Oscar Allen calls in with some honest thoughts about his move from West Coast, then Browny has the top five pieces of Triple M Commentary this season that make us different from everyone else. Finally, another media war is potentially brewing between Browny and Brian Taylor - so naturally we get BT on to have at it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The whole team is back together for the final round of the home and away season, and we start with a big discussion about the Sydney Swans allegations, and how this story represents a wider issue for the AFL and Australia. Brad Hill speaks to Isaac Smith on the boundary before playing his 300th game, then Isaac has been listening to the Life of Brian podcast - where someone from the Thursday Rub has made an appearance. In Jay Z's Chief's agenda, the Bombers are supposedly less than a week away from selecting their new coach - but will anyone but James Hird get a decent shake from senior figures at the club if they're selected? Isaac has plenty of people to put in his penthouse and outhouse, and the team wonders how many players will rest in round 24 ahead of the finals.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Damo, Daisy and Joey are in the studio as the news of five Swans being suspended for the remainder of the season hits the desk. Damo has a statement from the Swans - as well as the AFL - handy on the incident. Josh Fraser has been appointed full time coach of Carlton - and Damo's got a commemorative hoodie on! Meanwhile Essendon's coaching appointment has been delayed yet again. We have stacks of Fair Dinkum or Fugazis left as the top 10 shapes up - and on whether wildcard round is a good idea - before we've finally made it to our tips and big calls for the final H&A round of the season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fremantle Dockers Clubcast is back with a bumper edition as Freo locks in top spot on the ladder. • Neil Erasmus reveals what really happened the night the lights went out in Freo — and why Paddy Voss came sprinting through the darkness.• Jordan Clark wants a change to Wharfie Time, talks impending fatherhood and reveals the Albany connection behind his cricketing days.• Jye Amiss is kicking bags, the midfield is humming, and Clark responds to the growing All-Australian talk.• + the AFL memo that might be all bark and no bite. Subscribe to the Fremantle Clubcast🎧  LiSTNR, Spotify, Apple Podcasts  Looking for your team?All AFL Clubcasts → LINKTREE  AFL: Fremantle Dockers Football Club ClubCast, Dockers Clubcast, Freo ClubcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Truth is stranger than fiction!! The Hawks and Pies play out another thrilling draw - in an eerily reminiscent finish to their draw in Round 8. Join Joey Montagna, Theo Doropulos, Daisy Thomas, Jude Bolton, and Alexandra Bryant for every massive moment from the Triple MCGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daisy Thomas is up in Sydney for the Logies, but he calls in for a quick chat from his hotel room. Then the boys reflect on last night's amazing draw between Hawthorn and Collingwood by looking at weird moments in other drawn games. Mitch's Big 3 asks which team last night's draw answers more questions about, who the number 2 seed is for this year's flag, and which team is now most likely to land Zak Butters for 2027. Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin join the team from Darwin with an update on the Australia vs Bangladesh test as Cam Green makes a 100, then Collingwood's Will Hayes calls in after last night's draw. Browny has a loaded edition of the Stock Exchange, while Stevie J Turns The Knife on lying coaches, the NRL vs the AFL, and who's been copying him in the media. We hear from Merv and Hads again in Darwin, then Carlton's Nick Newman joins the team from the boundary, before the Doggies' Bailey Dale joins the boys in the commentary box. Collingwood AFLW captain Ruby Schleicher strolls in fresh off a goal of the year contender yesterday, and just before the start of the game - we get a round of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.