TOP CONTENT 3 017 - "PLATTYJOOBS"

Originally recorded on September 15th 2022 In the 2nd of 2 Specials, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt natter aimlessly for what could possibly be the last TOP CONTENT for a while. God Save The King! Wakanda Forever. #MACRON #LIZTRUSS #PORKMARKETS #GBBO #LARRYANDPAUL #STORYMANAGEMENT #PADDINGTON #CHILDBIRTH #HOTTUBPDATE #EMILHESKEY #AUDI #MOISTURIZER

In 2 Special episodes, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt chunter about the world, post Her Maj Highness. Originally recorded on September 15th 2022. #THEQUEEN #MADRI #BEER #TORY #DRDRE #KINGCHARLESIII #CRICKET #MICHAELBALL#THE FALL #MARKESMITH #CENTER PARCS

"PARLIAMENT DOESN'T DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS. OTHERS WILL DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk Boris biopics, a future for British nations, and the elevation to royalty of the Radio 2 mid-morning GOD. Since recording, Durham Constabulary have cleared Sir Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor of any potential "Beergate" crime. Funny that. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BBC #BORISJOHNSON #BIOPIC #NEILWARNOCK #DANWOTON #SIC #LABOUR #FUTURE #REFERENDUMDAY #UNITEDIRELAND #SCOTTISHINDEPENDENCE #WELSHINDEPENDENCE #ENGLAND #FAMILYGUY #SUMBARINES #KINGKENBRUCE #POPMASTERQUESTIONS #PMQS #JOEANDERSON #NOELEDMONDS #HOUSEOFCARDS #THEONESHOW #RHOBH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"LIZ TRUSS IS GLUE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt recorded this on Thursday 7th July 2022. A lot has happened since then. And a lot hasn't. Neither will be going to a belated wedding party at Chequers now. Blast. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #BORISJOHNSON #CHAOS #STEVEWRIGHT #RADIO2 #ENGLANDCRICKET #NOSTRADUMBASS #NOSTRADAMUSANDPPLIERS #LIZTRUSSISGLUE #RAPTURE #LURPAK #ROSATKINS #TALKTV #FATHERTED #CORRIE #BENNYHILL #HUGHGRANT #LOVEACTUALLY #CATMEWLING *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

****Contains some material that could be considered offensive or trauma triggering**** "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'D GET A HOLLYWOOD HANDSHAKE FOR THAT..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk the madness enveloping the US and UK, debating abortion as only men can and destroying The Good Friday Agreement with the help of Radio 2, Top Gear and Bake Off. Contains creampies. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #SHAGGY #SUPREMECOURT #ABORTIONRIGHTS #ROEVWADE #RIGHTTOPROTEST #PRUELEITH #BREXIT #KENBRUCE #JONHAMM #SIRPAULMCCARTNEY #JANUARY6COMMISSION #CARPETBAGGERS #FOLLOWTHEMONEY *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"THE CIVIC WAS BOMB PROOF." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about bad cars, Canadian megastars and abortion. Because. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #AUDI #HOTTUBDATE #VWTRANSPORTER #JAMESOBRIEN #LBC #ALANISMORRISSETTE #ABORTION #SLASH *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"BORIS JOHNSON GOT THE ROUND WINDOW IN PLAYSCHOOL CONFUSED WITH THE GLORY HOLE" Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt are legitimate alternatives to Lauren Laverne, talking about Power Rangers and an exclusive look at the new Liverpool attack for the upcoming season. They are very hot and sticky. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOT #HARRYSTYLES #HOTTUBDATE #EARTHQUAKE #CBBC #POINTLESS #JANUARY6COMMISSION #POWERRANGERS #LFC #EPL #CATS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"WARRINGTON IS THE UPSIDE DOWN." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt get interrupted by Alexa, toilet breaks and thinking of Boris Johnson as a child of Blackadder. As always, with apologies to Sue Barker. Contains a Hot Tubpdate. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #HOTTUBDATE #NEWBABY #STRANGERTHINGS4 #RWANDA #VWTRANSPORTER #FOOTBALL #CRICKET #CENTERPARCS #FLYFORD #TOPCONTENTCURSE #SUBARKER #TENNIS #WIMBLEDON #GEIDT #TEASOCK #MANVSBEE #BLACKADDER #PMQS #THESTONK #COMICRELIEF #TOAST *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"Arthur Askey did it. George Formby did it. Aristotle did it." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look upon the Adrian Chiles phenomenon, break down YouTubers and American Exceptionalism again and ask, "Is Heroin Horse?". They look at French foreign policy so you don't have to. #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #PARIS #LIVERPOOL #DEPPHEARD #HILLSBOROUGH #TARBUCK #UVALDE #SKYNEWS #YOUTUBERS #INFLUENCERS #THEDAYTODAY #WOMENONLYGUNS #ADRIANCHILES #JOHNROBINS #CRICKET #STRANGERTHINGS4 *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*

"I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO A SILENT DISCO THIS WEEKEND..." Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt compare a Radio 1 and Radio 2 legend to a Timelord (but Who?), give more royalties to Peter Kay, look at bad pop at football finals and get excited for darts in NYC! #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRE #MIKEPETERS #DANMORFITT #CRICKET #WFH #JUBILEE #BREXIT #RADIO #PLATTYJOOBS #FLIGHTOFTHECONCHORDS #TAIKAWAITITI #LIGHTYEAR #USDARTS #PDC #STEVEWRIGHT #DRWHO #ALEXLOWE #BINLEYMEGACHIPPY #WUTANGFOREVER #LFC #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #CBS #JERSEYSHORE #CAMILACABELLO #PITBULL #BIRMINGHAM2022 #COMMONWEALTH #PEAKYBLINDERS *ATopContentProduction.COM - TCP*