We evaluate every single trail mix ingredient according to some magazine article Kenny found while hiking on the internet. 


Today's Special

Trail Mix

The only audio-based, step-by-step guide to making cherry turnovers.


The year is 2142 and porcelain is in short supply. Orthodontists rule the world with their bubble gum flavored polymers.


Please! Help us find this beautiful french bulldog! 


We do not claim the rights to the Presidents of the United States of America's Peaches and regret any confusion this episode may have caused.
