Episode 315 // We Just Re-wrote the Bible… and It is OBJECTIVELY Better.

Daniel asks us riddles in the form of a round of “What am I?”, Mason struggles to come up with a good birthday idea for a viewer, and Danny hosts an incredible round of MadLibs.

Mason turns another year older and will now be referred to as “Daddy Mason”, Daniel loves eavesdropping, and Danny hosts another round of “What/Who Am I?: Cavelike Edition”.

Danny audits the podcast, Daniel asks for dating advice, and Mason hosts an unbelievably ridiculous round of “Blind Ranking Everything”.

Daniel misses his dad, Danny wants to give better gifts, and Mason hosts another ridiculous round of “Blind Ranking Everything”.

Daniel struggles his way through another round of Bad Rap, Danny discusses “wokeness”, and Mason forgets the alphabet. 

We’re back in person for a set of episodes! Daniel asks about nerd stuff, Danny gets fully ignored, and Mason provides a hot take.

Mason makes an angry meal, Daniel gets therapy, and Danny blames Mason for everything. 

Danny praises how much our inside jokes catch on with viewers, Daniel highlights wacky recipe articles in a weird new game, and Mason has the others blind rank… truly everything.

Danny finds out crucial information about a certain someone, Daniel asks about the “new” TikTok, and Mason hosts another unbelievable round of Blind Ranking Everything. 

Danny hosts a viewer’s version of blind ranking and gets ROASTED, Daniel hits flow state, and Mason questions our sanity in a game of “Word at a Time Story”.