Chronophone - Part One

Hard-boiled detective Richard D. Tective is at the end of his rope. Chased by demons and filled with booze, he ends up far away from the big city, landing in the small southern town he once called home. But this ain’t no vacation. In no time, Dick finds himself ankle-deep in murder most foul and a brand-new case involving noble families, high society, and even higher stakes. Question: Do I need to listen to all of Noir City Blues first to understand what’s happening in this episode? Answer: On the contrary, several details in this loosey goosey “plot” outright contradict the earlier canon. We recommend you try not to think too much about the greater Noir City Universe, and instead enjoy slipping into a simpler time from long ago, when the fabulously wealthy controlled almost everything and were able to get away with whatever crimes they wanted. Written by Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of High-Priest Robi, Lady Delaney, James Lanius, Andrew Farrier, Matt Standley, Helen Schmehl, Helen Jaksch, Erica Durr, and Matthew Morris #AudioDrama #NoirMystery #RadioPlay #DarkComedy #NoirCityBlues #Satire #Noir #MurderMystery full cast audio drama radio play comedy murder mystery Tales from the Gas Station Please, Algo, Notice me so I don’t have to keep putting all this weird stuff in here.

Thank you for calling Chronophone, the hotline to anytime! Would you like to call your favorite 20th century dictator? Expecting a call from a distant descendant? If you remember someone who doesn't exist, please call our support line. You may be experiencing Temporal Confusion Disorder.The whole three part series, all in one place!Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespawWritten by Matthew MorrisFeaturing the voices of Matt Standley, Andrew Farrier, Jack Townsend, Atticus Jackson, Erica Durr, Helene Schmehl, Jon Grilz, Nichole Goodnight, Jeff Quach, Matthew Morris, James Lanius, Nate DuFort, Joe Stofko, Harmon Gunston, Murk Dreher, Helen Jaksch, High Priest Robi, Lauren George, and Chris Harris-Beechy.Episode art by Eden Chubb: https://edenchubb.com/ or @eden_chubb on Instagram.

Thank you for calling Chronophone! Would you like to have a sultry conversation with Marilyn Monroe? Oh, you're expecting a call from your great great grandson? Please hold while we connect you.The final part of a three part series.Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespawWritten by Matthew MorrisFeaturing the voices of Matt Standley, Andrew Farrier, Matthew Morris, and James Lanius.Episode art by Eden Chubb: https://edenchubb.com/ or @eden_chubb on Instagram.

Here at Chronophone, you can talk with your childhood self and pass on some sage advice. Or you can ring up your favorite musician before they died of an overdose. With Chronophone, you can call anyone, anytime, for any reason!Part Two of a three part series.Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespawWritten by Matthew MorrisFeaturing the voices of Matt Standley, Andrew Farrier, Harmon Gunston, Murk Dreher, Helen Jaksch, High Priest Robi, Lauren George, and Chris Harris-Beechy.Episode art by Eden Chubb: https://edenchubb.com/ or @eden_chubb on Instagram.

Thank you for calling Chronophone! Would you like to call your late grandmother - when she was a child? Maybe you want to talk to Neil Armstrong the day before he leaves for the moon. With Chronophone, you can call anyone, anytime, for any reason!Part One of a three part series.Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespawWritten by Matthew MorrisFeaturing the voices of Matt Standley, Andrew Farrier, Jack Townsend, Atticus Jackson, Erica Durr, Helene Schmehl, Jon Grilz, Nichole Goodnight, Jeff Quach, Matthew Morris, James Lanius, Nate DuFort, and Joe Stofko.Episode art by Eden Chubb: https://edenchubb.com/ or @eden_chubb on Instagram.

Can any mortal mind withstand the horror of the impossibly foreign life forms that wait in the vast darkness beyond? We have some ideas . . . and let's just say those ideas are a bit FUZZY. Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier. Basic Pitches cover art design by Chris Marroy: chrismarroy.com/art #WhatIf #Muppets #cosmichorror

In celebration of the upcoming revival of Dexter, we ask ourselves: what if the lovably naive child star of a 24/7 live-feed reality show grew up to be a serial killer?Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespawBasic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier.Basic Pitches cover art design by Chris Marroy: chrismarroy.com/art#dexter #WhatIf #Crossover #OriginalSin #resurrection #dextermorgan #Muppets

Welcome aboard the Starship Mudskipper, a sci-fi comedy adventure set somewhere in the cold, cruel, distant future. This compilation brings together the entire second season (Episodes 5-8) of the ridiculous, heartfelt, and hilariously chaotic journey of a crew uniquely unqualified to solve the kinds of galaxy-wide catastrophes that they themselves keep accidentally triggering. Whether you're a first-time traveler, a seasoned Starship veteran, a drifting space-parasite, or just trying to catch up before Season Three drops, this is your perfect launch point. Created by Jack Townsend, Produced by The Snake’s Paw podcast Featuring the voices of: Andrew Farrier, Helen Jaksch, Matt Standley, Jeff Quach, Matthew Morris, Erica Durr, Jack Townsend, High Priest Robi, James Lanius, Lauren George, John Angelo Cassaro, Murk Dreher, Andy Armstrong, Wid Lewin, Lady Delaney, and special guests Mister CreepyPasta @MrCreepyPasta and The Dark Somnium @Darksomnium Original Music by Helen Jaksch Character Art by Pink Enigma @PinkEnigma Snake Wrangler - Jerry Pascal Interstellar Location Scout - Bofana Scientific Consultant - Absolutely no one Alien Vocal Coach - !-*(^8%# Time Travel Continuity Editor - TBD Emergency Clown Deployment Specialist - Sara Green Quantum Forklift Operator - Ada S. Special Thanks to Mr. CreepyPasta and all of our ko-fi supporters: MilfordCubiclePDX, P!nk Enigma, Cierra Anderson, Angie, Suzanne, Zero132132, Tom George, Creepy, MattStandley, Ginny B, Vanna, Q Sagataw, Sumi, Chris Garnett, Spacey Trash Pandas, Levi, Brooke Larsen, Amy,Kurkz, Dev,Emily Rifting, chels2455, Shana Walton, D-Eddie & M-Pam, queerfrankie, Alex, himbojerry 😎, Autumn s, Deb, everyvonne, Kathy Hume, Smookie, -pan-fried-, Raikura, Fistdantilus, and NinjaCat35736 Special NO THANKS to Detective Thomas Rodney (he knows what he did). Support the show at: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Grab some merch: https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/ Check out Mafo’s Book at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMQCFN7Q Check out Jack’s Books at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/173282780X Starship Mudskipper is a serial science fiction audio-drama brought to you by the creator of Tales from the Gas Station. Equal parts comedy, space opera, and existential crisis.

After accidentally erasing 97% of existence, the crews of the Starship Mudskipper and the Empire Mothership all head to the only place left: the center of the universe.Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespawCheck out Snake's Paw gear at our Spreadshop: https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/Written by Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of Andrew Farrier, Matthew Morris, Helen Jaksch, James Lanius, High Priest Robi, Erica Durr, Lady Delaney, Matt Standley, John Angelo Cassaro, Jeff Quach, Murk Dreher, Jack Townsend, and special guest MrCreepyPasta.​

In most Basic Pitches, we take a story idea and drive the stakes up to ridiculous heights. Today, we take the opposite approach and ask ourselves: what would the Saw franchise look like as a children's television program?Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw