True Blood: Let's Get Out of Here (S4E9)

Rewatchers! We've reached the penultimate episode of season four and everything is getting messyAF! Our vampire squad descends upon the Moon Goddess Emporium, armed and ready to blow some shit up! Inside, Sookie and Holly do their best to deescalate Marnie's psychopathy, an unexpected death gives some needed fuel to un&*#@ this situation, and Jesus choses to go to some dark places. Meanwhile, Andy meets a stranger in the woods, and Sam & Alcide find Marcus and try to bring their blood feud to an end!  Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash sings a song inspired by Incel Pick Me Roy, Mikie clutches his pearls, and Alaina FINALLY gets the Eric she has been missing! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Marntonia's rage is put on hold when Antonia is ashamed of her behavior! Sookie blasts Eric with her fairy jazz hands and grants all of our wishes! Bill and Nan Flannabob butt heads because Bill wants to break out the heavy artillery on the witches. Meanwhile Sookie turns to Jason, Lala & Jesus to get Tara out of harm's way! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash gets emotional, Mikie shows his "old" with an archaic reference and Alaina tries to dive into what she needs from Eric Northman! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bill offers Sookie blood and there are… sexy consequences. The drama with Mamafayette goes crazy! Meanwhile Tara wants out of the coven, but Marntonia has lost the entire plot with her revenge schemes! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash has questions about Sookie’s potential threesome, Mikie’s love for Sam Merlotte is in full bloom and Alaina admits that she NEVER liked that biyatch Flannabob! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We pick up where we left off, with Marntonia's coven calling down their wrath upon all vampires in the area, but her efforts prove to be in vain as her expected body count is NOWHERE near her previous numbers! A close call makes Jason forget his bro code, Jessica gets thrown out of two houses, and Hoyt shows a side that none of us wanted to see! Meanwhile we get Tommy skin-walking as Maxine, and Lala getting preyed upon by our gurl Tiana!  Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina is COMPLETELY revolted by Eric's little boy hair and "aw shucks" attitude, Mikie gets triggered by the word "possible" and Ash worries about what the final episodes of the season will hold! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Welp! Marntonia has let Antonia FULLY get behind the wheel and the vampires are losing their damn minds! When she escapes the Compton compound, she threatens to finish what she started hundreds of years ago! The vampires all shelter in place with silver, as daylight approaches. Meanwhile, Jesus & Lala acknowledge Lafayette's gift of mediumship, Tommy deals with the fallout of his hours as Sommy, and Jason continues to lust after his best friend's girlfriendRewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina lets us know what rotting Pam probably smells like, Mikie is mesmerized by makeup effects and Ash hopes that Sookie burped her vagine! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Everything we've been hoping for is ruined by c&ck-blocking Bill Compton and we're BIG MAD about it!! He arrests Eric and sets plans in motion to remove him from the chessboard altogether. Arlene's ghost shows herself-- and we think that she's gorgeous and probably offended by the fact that Arlene is racistAF!  Jason expects the worst out of the full moon, but Jess offers him comfort. Tara gets a visitor. Andy gets a date, and Tommy AND Lala flex some new abilities. Meanwhile, in the Bon temp Initiative, Eric isn't moved by Pam's aggressive pep talk, even though WE are..  Marnie begs for possession and gets it. And we get the full story of Antonia's execution, and frankly, we're rooting for her!Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina reaches the end of the rope with amnesia Eric, Ash has some notes for the writers about writing about lesbian relationships,  and Mikie gets his dark romantasy moment! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Eric is having dreams about eating Sookie, but amps up his game to erode her resistance to getting involved with him-- and we ALL get it! Meanwhile, Tommy gets murderous and turns to Sam for help. Jason is physically healed, but is suffering from the trauma of his time in Hotshot. Hoyt can sense something is wrong with Jessica. it's almost as if you can't glamour your problems away JESSICA!! Jesus, Lala & Tara abandon Marnie and search for ways to evade the wrath of Eric & Pam. The haunted doll ramps up it's assault on Arlene's family.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina sympathizes with Arlene & Terry, Ash has something in common with the Lord,  and Mikie continues his gutter-maxxing after Eric's costuming!  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Eric continues to be pathologically adorbs after injesting a full fairy! Drunk off of her Sunny D-licious blood, he gets the zoomies, challenges crocodiles to fights, and pinches Sookie's butt with reckless abandon. We honestly don't know how she survived this!Jason manages to escape the hellscape that is Hotshot. Tommy seeks out the comfort of family, Terry gets a scare, and Pam gets a rough lesson in manners.Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash tells us what Tommy's rose and the thorn are, Alaina proclaims a generational beef with Melinda, and Mikie thinks that Bill should get some real estate in HotShot! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sookie attempts to go against her instincts to help Eric who seems concussed or something! He doesn't know her name, and even more alarming, is kind of being sweet. Pam BEGS Sookie to play babysitter until they are able to fix whatever is wrong with him.Meanwhile, Lala wants to clear his conscience, Jessica wants to clear Hoyt's memory, and Arlene wants to clear whatever demon is inhabiting baby Mikey's new/old doll! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie pledges to be gutter-maxing when it comes to Eric, Alaina does a spot on crystal impression, and Ash causes us ALL to cackle for a few minutes of the episode.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Reeling from her short rendezvous in the witness protection faerie realm, Sookie continues to be shocked by HOW MUCH has changed. Eric wants her to be HIS, Bill is the freaking king, and everyone is telling her that she's in CRAZY danger if she doesn't accept Eric's offer for protection OR hide out somewhere.  Taratoni returns to Bon Temps and is quickly reminded of WHY she left this crazy-ass place. Arlene struggles with her evil baby, and Jason finds himself in a compromised position in Hotshot. OH! and Marnie wants to raise a human being from the dead... no big! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie wonders about Katie's benefits package, Ash considers adopting a 'Pam' Vibe,  and Alaina gives Sookie a new nickname!   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.