Stand Up On It!

Bethany's finally back and Zee is as surly as ever. Buckle up, kids & let the shenanigans commence! This week's topics include: In true white woman fashion Madonna wants credit for something she didn't pioneer, Why being the bigger person is a scam, Men not knowing how to "court" women... and even SKETCHERS wants nothing to do with that crazy man. The Ladies also discuss how teaching people how to treat you starts at home... clearly Jewish people learned a lesson Black folk did not.

Another week, another pod! Bethany's still out, so Super Freaky Grandpa Kenny joins Z for another installment of sh*ts, giggles, and shenanigans! This week's topics include: Yung Joc tells the entire internet how bad it really is over in the trap, Tobe & "Fat" frolic in front of more gazebos in the name of Black love, Men are still lying about not ejaculating from fellatio, The girls are still tussling over ethical consumption of fast fashion, The Student Loan Forgiveness application just dropped like a mixtape and... that crazy man continues to yell ignorantly into the abyss and we just KNOW his mama is rolling over in her grave.

Another week, another long ass episode... and you're welcome. Bethany is taking a week off, so Z brought along some very handsome friends. Buckle up, hoes... it's podding time! This weeks topics include: Sister Sister is divorcing her mister, Kanye and his white lives all belong in an asylum, Yankee Candle reviews are predicting a new Covid surge, Is "ghosting" clear communication?, and... the High Vibrational High Priestess continues to embarrass her "clients" under the guise of self help. Please God... send the floods!

The Girls are back in town! Zee is a new woman and Bethany is just trying to keep up. This week's topics include: Nick's sugar baby nix's the idea of a night nurse, The girls are J-Setting down at the PWI's, Hov's little NFL Negro Diversity Program may have finally cracked the code, and... you niglets knew exactly what Caresha meant by "The Black Oprah". Dirty Laundry also gets pretty... colorful this week. So strap in w/ ya strap-on's and lets roll, friends! It's time for some shit's giggles & shenanigans.

The Ladies are back and chile... just call us Wale. Because this is A Podcast About Nothing, Really. Zee's mental health is in the toilet & Beth is just trying to keep the peace. This week's topics are: The facially challenged now have aesthetic requirements for the club, The Little Mermaids' land nigga makes a joke about MLK that somehow reveals his own internalized antiblackness, Jonathan Kirk further proves men are the new groupies and... we don't know what's going on with Nia's husband, but any nigga that cheats on Nina Mosley deserves piss in his coffee every morning.

Zee is finally out of that man's face and back behind the mic & Bethany's finding straight love in the gay club... strap in, kids! Your favorite podcast for sh*ts, giggles and shenanigans is ON one today! This weeks topics include: Willie Norwood Jr. & his projector have had ENOUGH of those white wimmenz shit, Nikima Nodge is still putting on her clown outfit to go down to the local college and kiki with the young girls, No-sex-appeal-Neyo continues to be a platypussy... and yalls sordid savior Mr. West needs a vocabulary lesson - because if slavery was a "choice", so was signing a white mans contract in the year of our Lord 2022. We also briefly discuss why men are so easy to rob, give glory to the postpartum goddess that is Rihanna and find out who was the better friend on "Girlfriends".

Your favorite twosome is back and we seducing and scheming all week! Bethany is on duty & Zee likes a man. F*ck. This weeks topics include: Aries Spears & Tiffany Haddish need their asses beat, Glorilla continues to put on for the regular bodied bitches, Chris Rock clearly needs to be slapped again… and would someone please let Hov know that he can’t be Fred Hampton & a raging capitalist at the same time. TYSM!

It’s another threesome kids! Bethany’s back and so is Uncle Johnny… and they are BOTH working Zee’s last nerve. Buckle up and welcome to the most hilarious show in town! This weeks topics include: The rise & fall of the Artificial Intelligence rapper, Sleepy Joe finally keeps a campaign promise, Irv Gotti is still being a chatty patty and Sukihana continues to be the gift that keeps on giving! This episode was also brought to you by a very strong sour mash whiskey so… blame the colonies. 

Bethany's absent... Kenny's back... and Zeryus didn't fight anyone. Yay for small blessing! This weeks topics include: Black people continue to prove misogynoir isn't just a Black man's sport as they rally to get a Black woman fired, The Bible Belt's Abortion Bans continue to penalize people with uteri, Tevin Campbell joins Shawntae & Dana in the light, "Free Lunch" in America is now obsolete, and... the same people concerned about Chrisean's wellbeing are also raising their sons to fight women because cognitive dissonance is REAL, baby!

Bethany's back... so is Zee's red wig... and someone my or may not be in the kitchen frying bacon. Idk, just press PLAY! This weeks topics include: The CDC is treating the American public like ungrateful kids, Taylor Swift continues in the traditions of her ancestors by stealing from Black folks, The Breakfast Club is on its last leg, The internet proves men not-so-secretly yearn to beat women, and... the state of Georgia gives one gun toting nigga an "outstanding citizen" award as they simultaneously throw the book at another. Because who cares about making sense anymore?