Hour 1: The Commissioner of Everything Imaginable

"We have more games than we have non-disgraced broadcasters." Dildos on the field, the Ray Hudson Call of the Day, and Tony had a specific way he figured out he was listening to the call of the UM vs. USF game on The CW. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Chauncey Swallows, am I right?" We're talkin' dog farts and cat farts with Ron Magill, as well as La Cucaracha, hanging up dead vultures, and Billy potentially killing birds. He also details the...we'll call it "entertaining"...party where Roncula will make his return. Plus, Tony has a Top 5 Most Embarrassing Things To Happen To You In Public, AND DAN WAS ARRESTED?!!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If a tree falls in a forest, am I right?" Lucy is here after being indoctrinated by the fans of West Virginia University to share her thoughts on College Football after this week's action. Plus, Greg has some breaking news regarding the well-known-by-all Bill Mott, the crew gets into a heated debate over Tom Brady's conflicts of interest, and Tony makes a bold prediction for three years in the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Your alma mater sucks. No, not that one. The other one. Although that one sucks, too." Amin has details on what the experience with the latest Pablo Torre Finds Out has been like, and he also has the definitely-Amin's-Weekend Observations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Baker Mayfield is better than both Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes by a wide margin." - Dan Le Batard Greg is furious at traffic, but don't worry: he still has the wherewithal to compare Cam Newton's career to Mark Moseley's. Also, Dan begins his career as a hot take artist, Jeff Conine finally answers Chris Cote's text, Tony delivers his Top 5 QBs He Trusts Most At The End of the Game, and Tua irks Big Mac. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"LUNATIC!!!!" JuJu is here for show criticisms, but no matter how excruciating some moments were for him, he's leading with love. He also has two top-tier Top 5 lists: Top 5 Sports Celebrations He Can Remember and Top 5 Things Turf Toe Should Be Called Instead of Turf Toe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's really one of the things I'm most proud of." BREAKING NEWS: The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote may be without Greg Cote before you know it. We also find out his show may have a new show logo, he has a big event coming up, AND he has given up farting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'd say upper quadrant in terms of liking combat sports at Meadowlark Media, me." Carson Beck: Better than Cameron Ward? Bobby Dodd: Do you just stroll in there? Ryan Day: Wants to leave for the NFL? Curt Cignetti: A guy who dyes his hair? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's under 'Anthony.'" Zaslow's journalism uncovers a Greg Cote secret, Cam Ward makes a THROW, the Tush Push is obviously cheating, and Trevor Lawrence keeps Trevor Lawrencing. Then, Dan compares Ken Rosenthal's viral moment to his dog in the back seat of his car or something? I don't know. That part was confusing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If I kick my dog, he'll kick back. Trust me." So, the Miami Dolphins stink. And Tua is cooked. And Mike McDaniel tries and fails to take responsibility. And Tyreek Hill is not the same. And the defense is abysmal. And Greg wants to fire a coach. But other than that, things are going GREAT. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices