UNLOCKED: Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings Unauthorized Audiobook (Chapters 1-2)

Brandon’s ex cohost of “Yeah, But Still” (alt. "Jacking Off with Brandon Wardell") and the current host of the hit scary podcast “Otherworld” joins us for a Halloween miracle October surprise very special pod cast reunion episode. We basically catch up on everything we missed out on since March 2023. Much to discuss. If youre in the greater Chicagoland area please come see Brandon at The Comedy Vault in Batavia, IL this Friday thru Sunday November 1-3 :) 5 shows https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/101089 and join the Patreon for the video version of this episode + the DiddyWatch video special + our recent livestream daytime show specials with special guests including Adam Friedland, Patrick Doran, Andy Haynes, Asad Benbow, and more + our audiobook reading of “Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings” https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

No coastal elite talk in this one. Just talking about how I got fucked over on the Juul class action lawsuit by not finding out about it in time + defending McDonald’s quarter pounders honor after an unsavory New York Times headline. Did you see they made coca cola that taste like an oreo. And vice versa as well. This ones for the consumers.  Come see me in Batavia, IL at the Comedy Vault 11/1-11/3 so I can make the money I lost by not signing up for the Juul class action lawsuit. This was an astronomical bag fumble https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/101089 Hop on the Patreon for DiddyWatch and the livestream daytime show replay with Adam Friedland, Andy Haynes, and Asad Benbow  https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

Digging thru the most insane Diddy being Diddy moments on YouTube and unpacking them at length. We had to do a lot of homework at Diddy School for this. Clips the mainstream media has neglected. A BJS exclusive event. At the very least, we can promise this is better than the TMZ Tubi doc.. If you would like to see what's going on here join the premium feed at Patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

Casey Rocket joins us in the White BET studio to talk tuss and shoplifting babybel cheese Come see Brandon at The Comedy Vault in Batavia, IL. November 1-3, 5 shows. Sweet spot between Halloween and Election Day. https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/101089 Join the Patreon for the DiddyWatch video special, 2 hours of unpacking Diddy footage, our “Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings” audiobook series, and weekly bonus episodes. patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

JOIN THE PATREON FOR CHAPTERS 3-10. FULL AUDIOBOOK NOW AVAILABLE https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow The Brandon Jamel Show Presents David Weaver Presents Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings by BM Hardin The Unauthorized Audiobook The first of a very rare out of print novel trilogy. A nearly impossible to find book. Brandon owns one of the only known copies. In the interest of sharing literary history, The Brandon Jamel Show now presents an unauthorized audiobook reading. Chapters 1-2 on the house. To complete the audiobook series, join us on Patreon. 

2x platinum music producer/DJ Baauer joins Brandon to talk about RFK Jr and Amber Rose’s very strange brainrot reel use of “Harlem Shake,” the analogous journeys of “Harlem Shake” and “the sheriff of suckin u off,” the general uncontrollable nature of the internet, a long story about meeting Pharrell, Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, and how to get a music guru position where people just trust you to vibe and you become very rich despite not knowing how to play music. Jamel will be back next episode but for now, enjoy The Baauer Wardell Show. Please join the Patreon for bonus episodes and our ongoing unauthorized audiobook for “Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings” https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow Follow Baauer on IG, TikTok, and Twitch and keep an ear out for his upcoming album dropping later this year.

HEAR THE FULL EPISODE HERE! patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow Reporting live from New York City on September 11th. Unpacking last night's debate and tonight's VMAs. If you don't like it, go vote. The presidential ballot box. The VMA ballot box. They're getting stuffed. Logging back on getting the Twitter fingers active again on X. Awakening the zeitgeist beast. Locking tf in. Also a crazy thing happened to me at Dunkin this morning as well. Perf episode........ Going to finish the Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings audiobook soon as I'm back in LA. We only have one copy and it is out of print. 

Our friend comedian Mandal joins us to discuss Unc Summer, the 48 laws of power, doing the worm, and visiting Abraham Lincoln’s tomb. Join the patreon for our unauthorized audiobook of “Side Chick Catching Main Chick Feelings” by BM Hardin and a road dog tale too traumatic for main patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow

Our new best friends Riley and Graydon from  @HIVEMINDTV  join us to revisit a few songs from their Worst Songs Of All Time brackets at length. Let us know what songs we missed in the comments. JOIN OUR PATREON FOR THE FULL EPISODE (2 HOURS) WITH THE FULL SONGS ETC: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow Playlist from the episode: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3akbfD5nq3nLphw0fHCqOF?si=GA738__ETfKcauT_ps61yw&pi=u-7q2zSN_oSVey&nd=1&dlsi=fe59f64a029148a6 Follow us on social media: https://www.instagram.com/thebrandonjamelshow https://www.instagram.com/bswardell/ https://www.instagram.com/broccolihouse/ https://www.instagram.com/hivemindtv/ https://www.instagram.com/rileyjohnsavage/ https://www.instagram.com/whoopigoldmember/ https://www.tiktok.com/@bswardell https://www.tiktok.com/@jameljohnsoncomedy

Australian breakdancer was just a week ago. Time moves so fast... LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE HERE https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow