The Traitors New Blood Episode 5 Recap: Apples and Smelly Boy

Thomas Markle is an alleged disgusting pedo and I think this story will only get worse. This is horrifying. Before I talk about Thomas, I get into Nicki Minaj at Trump's rally, Tom Brady's love life, Billy Evans and Taylor Frankie Paul. We finally have some interesting stories!

I'm only watching The Traitors New Blood to celebrate Victor winning this season. Hopefully. Everyone else there is a joke. Team Victor all day everyday!

Collin Gosselin's former housekeeper and nanny says she watched Kate Gosselin abuse him and she reported her to CPS before quitting.  Thomas Markle is an alleged 82 year-old pedo. Kim Kardashian spent 5 years working on her book, Citizen Kim. I intend to avoid her autobiography at all costs.

Love Is Blind isn't what it used to be and I really don't enjoy the men and women of Boston. It's hard to root for mismatched couples that have no chemistry! I wonder if the only couple I think should get married will actually last?! Do you agree with my takes?

The Traitors is supposed to be a fun show where people use clues, logic and intelligence to figure out who the traitors are. This season we have the blind leading the blind and the idiots leading the idiots. If you're smart and if you're doing a good job on the show, your a*s will get banished. You'll also get the boot prematurely if you're Black. This is the worst season of the show. Period. 

We can't cover Love is Blind Boston without talking about how controversial and insane(?) Benita is. 

Kelly Clarkson is fully vindicated after Brooklyn store Art of Play sold security footage to absolve themselves in the scandal. Kelly clearly wasn't lying, though. They shouldn't have sold the video! 

Kelly Clarkson unleashed her 8.8 million Twitter followers on Brooklyn store Art of Play after an employee told her she couldn't afford a $15,000 item. Allegedly. This is one of my favorite stories of the year. I stand with Kelly.

Victor was a standout star in episode 5, gaining himself fans across America with his reality TV golf commentary and behavior. Our king deserves a crown. 

Joe Manganiello throws ex wife Sofia Vergara under the bus with claims she wouldn't hug him and made fun of him for having a dog that kept him alive. Bloodlines has tea that's piping hot!