#114 - Vampire Divorce

You missed us, so Small Potatoes returns! Join us as we discuss the little tidbits that only occupy your brain a moment at a time. First, pet voices. Is yours annoying or cute? Anthony will decide. Next, a friendly reminder that genitals are still funny, your mom has sex, and trash is gross. Then, the fellas find new ways to spice up the more boring sports that are just too serious. Finally, some pitches for a new kind of teen vampire show. Tune in to hear all this and more on all the podcast apps and check out @smallpotatoespod for more links and content!

This week: what is a Small Potato? We answer for you. Then, we start with the serious stuff: pee anxiety, reality checks, and second-hand embarrassment. After that, the biggest story this podcast has ever seen. Spencer is either wanted for smuggling drugs or being scammed. Either way, we will update you on the air. Then, Trevor is flushed with cash, while Anthony gets charged for sour cream. Lots to enjoy, so bring your main character energy, leave your outside food outside, and untuck your shirt because it’s Small Potato time! Download wherever you podcast and follow @smallpotatoespod wherever you social media!

WE’RE BACK serving fresh new Small Potatoes for YOU. After a summertime hiatus, all three hosts have returned to the studio for more groundbreaking scientific theories, terrible stories, and those sweet inconsequential tidbits of life. This week, Spencer’s niece has three birthdays, Trevor shares unfounded animal facts, and Anthony just wants a few extra seconds of sleep. Animal-related discussion includes: Polar bears and little ponies usually being bummers, new jobs for dogs, and parrots that witness crime. Also, why are credit cards so sexual? All this and more on this week’s episode! Available for download on all the podcast apps and @smallpotatoes on all the socials.

We’re BACK with your favorite morning radio hosts! (Sans Spencer) This week’s episode discusses pickpocketing your friends, stealing from corporations, KBBQ, and secret Christian rock bands. Also, Anthony returns from New York with commentary on free soloing the subway and gaining your train legs like a local. All this on another groundbreaking episode in AM radio podcasting. Small Potatoes, available wherever you podcast!Follow us on social media @smallpotatoes for more and DM us your small potatoes!

A refresher course with two of your favorite hosts, this week’s episode will give you plenty of eggsamples of new and fresh small potatoes. Topics on the docket include toilet racism, hand dryers, beautiful long things, and other Big Bathroom topics. Then, a pleasant prison experience, back scratches, and kite jealousy. So strap in and listen up!Find us wherever you podcast and follow @smallpotatoespod on all the social medias!

You better get ready for a laughter-filled commute to work (or whatever you do when you listen) as your current unincarcerated hosts, Anthony and Spencer, dive deep into the world of ASMR, getting jumped, and more. Anthony's unexpected encounter with royalty while wearing Spiderman Socks will have you shaking your head in disbelief. Grab your garlic, wooden stakes, and a sense of humor or two, and join us on this hilarious rollercoaster of an episode. Find us @smallpotatoespod on instagram! 

OMG! What have the guys been up to this summer? Spencer got a tan, Trevor's in prison, and Anthony watched High School Musical. This week's small potatoes: fighting for things we don't give a shit about, enjoying fireworks by yourself, 4am life, and Trevor being the first one to discover John Mulaney. Check it out!BTW, help Anthony pay for his new house in Malibu and visit buymeacoffee.com/smallpotatoesFind us on social medias @smallpotatoespod H.A.G.S. everyone!

Welcome back to the show! This episode is the best episode of the week. First, did Jesus know all of the Apostles names? Hard to say. Then, pooping in the desert: good idea or bad? After that, cologne sommelier Anthony teaches us how to freshen up at your local Christmas tree lot. Finally, we take a look 10 minutes into the future and cheat death. (Hypothetically)All this and more on another thrilling episode of Small Potatoes! Available wherever you podcast. Follow @smallpotatoespod for more of that sweet content!

You ever feel weird when you want something to happen and then it happens? We’ve been there. Do you miss when your parents would leave you alone on playdates? Us too. You ever think today is Wednesday or Thursday and find out it’s Sunday? Ditto. Get real relatable in this week’s episode about misaligning batteries, draining noses, and sitting straight up like a soldier. Check us out @smallpotatoespod on Instagram. ILY <3

Congrats, you found us! Listen to our tales of woe and Small Potatoes of the week: Anthony hurt himself today, Trevor has a different penis now, and Spencer refuses to change his passcode. This episode is dedicated to those suffering from frequent noogies from their siblings. It sucks and we're here for you. Plus! Find out what's the yummiest treat to get when the ice cream trucks rolls up.