Episode 29 - Clavicular 2: Prisonmaxxing

 This is a Patreon‑exclusive episode. If you like what you’re hearing, you can unlock the full version - and every past and future extended, uncensored deep‑dive - by joining us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheReactionPodcastIf I had a nickel for everytime the boys covered a megalomaniacal tech billionaire that is trying to instate fascism using his horrifyingly unethical business empire and deep ties to the Trump administration then I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it is weird it's happened twice. By supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits. 

Support the show and get plenty of benefits by checking out our Patreon. Help us grow while remaining as independent as possible by following this link: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheReactionPodcast By supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits.The existence of Peter Thiel is disconcerting.  

Special agent Tamara of the IRGC has successfully disrupted the production of the Hasbara3 podcast. We salute our agent for her sacrifice of being subjected to the most horrific thing imagineable: Physical affection from Ethan Klein.This is a Patreon‑exclusive episode. If you like what you’re hearing, you can unlock the full version - and every past and future extended, uncensored deep‑dive - by joining us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheReactionPodcastBy supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits.

If you like what you’re hearing, you can unlock the full version - and every future extended, uncensored deep‑dive - by joining us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheReactionPodcast So hear me out... I think I figured out something groundbreaking... I think the earth is... ...a dodecahedron. Today the daring Professor Dave joins us. As someone who has been on many a quest to deconstruct pseudo-science and general misinformation, Dave comes on to school our three hosts in the magical art of SCIENCE! (and dunking on misinformation slingers.) Check out Professor Dave at: https://www.youtube.com/@ProfessorDaveExplains AND check out his music at https://www.youtube.com/@SimulatedSunBy supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits. 

 People don't remember Boxxy anymore. I feel old. This is a Patreon‑exclusive episode. If you like what you’re hearing, you can unlock the full version - and every past and future extended, uncensored deep‑dive - by joining us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheReactionPodcast By supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits. 

 There's no joke in the description this time, because nothing I write will surpass the joke that Dave Chappelle has become. Support the show and get plenty of benefits by checking out our Patreon. Help us grow while remaining as independent as possible by following this link: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheReactionPodcast By supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits. 

 Let's play a game. I do an impression of someone and you guess who I am. "C'mon guyyys, the US army isn't political guyyyys." Did you get it? Correct! I'm the reasonable apolitical streamer and army propagandist Dan Gheesling. Which coincidentially is also the subject of today's episode.  This is a Patreon‑exclusive episode. If you like what you’re hearing, you can unlock the full version - and every future extended, uncensored deep‑dive - by joining us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheReactionPodcast By supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits. 

 On this week's episode Yugo is out for milk, leaving our intrepid duo, Mike and Fredda, to explore the genuinely disgusting behaviors of one Braden Peters, better known as Clavicular. Support the show and get plenty of benefits by checking out our Patreon. Help us grow while remaining as independent as possible by following this link: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheReactionPodcast By supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits. 

There's supposed to be something funny here, so I'll tell you a joke:Conservapedia's loading timesThis is a Patreon‑exclusive episode. If you like what you’re hearing, you can unlock the full version - and every future extended, uncensored deep‑dive - by joining us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheReactionPodcastBy supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits.

'Twas the night before Kirkmas, when all through the houseNot a liberal was stirring, not even the Fauc;The placards were hung on the campus with care,In hopes that Mr. Kirk soon would be there;When up on the stage there flew out such a splatter,from poor Charlie's veins, causing chud hearts to shatter;Away to the exit students flew like a flash,as the bullet tore open that pitiful fash.If you like what you’re hearing, you can support us to gain a number of benefits - including access to every past and future extended, uncensored deep‑dive - by joining us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheReactionPodcast By supporting the show, you’re not just paying for extra minutes; you’re bankrolling long‑form analysis, no ads, and a platform that continues to stay independent and principled. Oh, you also get a bunch of benefits.