Poly-Are-Us S2 Ep5: How To Pull Off the Perfect First Date

We recorded these 3 episodes months ago and then life got in the way and the podcast went on hiatus. So instead of uploading them individually, we decided just to splice them together and upload it as one meaty bonus episode.Please enjoy and rest assured that we will be back for Season 3 in the near future!If you do enjoy this chaos, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

The irresistible Courtney hosts the ninth episode of season 2 of Poly-Are-Us, and Dan doesn't do himself any favours this week.To kick things off, we go over our own personal red flags and later the girls end up looking at reviews for alien sex toys. Angie introduces a new segment called the Porner Corner, before our trio wraps things up with a game of Never Have I Ever.If you enjoy this mess, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

Dan hosts the eighth episode of season 2 of Poly-Are-Us, and things get analytical.Our beloved trio takes a sexual psychology quiz together to determine the bedroom archetype that fits them best. From agreeing on whether we like butt-stuff to Angie admitting that she'd love to give a polyamorous relationship "a real proper go," this week has it all!If you enjoy this chaos, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

The inimitable Courtney hosts the seventh episode of season 2 of Poly-Are-Us, and she questions everything.From the first thing we would buy if we got rich to how we would describe our unorthodox poly-adjacent relationship to each other if one of us lost our memory, some of these answers get really in-depth. Angie also gets jealous about not getting to come on holiday with Dan and Courtney and she also spreads some false propaganda about Dan being a flying shoe fiend.If you enjoy this chaos, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

The irreplaceable Angelina hosts the sixth episode of Season 2 of Poly-Are-Us and things get loud this week.Angie asks Dan and Courtney a bunch of questions to determine once and for all, whether or not the trio is actually a thouple. This leads to exactly the sort of brutal honesty and chaotic vibe that you would expect, as well as a few bombshells.This episode was also recorded while the girls were pre-drinking before a night out together, so you have that energy to enjoy.If you enjoy this chaos, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

Dan is back hosting again in the fifth episode of Poly-Are-Us season two. This edition of the podcast sees Dan grilling the girls on what makes for the perfect first date.Later, our trio asks AI to provide a psychological profile of their unique dynamic and the results are spookily accurate.As always, dropping a like and hitting subscribe is greatly appreciated by all of us.

Dan hosts the fourth episode of season 2 of Poly-Are-Us, and things get deep.So if you too like it deep, then this episode is for you! The trio discusses what they learned from going to see a relationship expert together and break down what "holding space" actually means. Later, Courtney, Angie and Dan tell each other one thing they appreciate about each other that they haven't said aloud before leading to some very wholesome content.If you enjoy this chaos, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

The iconic Courtney hosts the third episode of season 2 of Poly-Are-Us, and things get pornographic.The conversation ranges from gender dynamics to the power of a great compliment. Later, the trio discusses the one thing that they would change about each other and Angelina gets exposed.If you enjoy this chaos, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

Angie hosts the second episode of season 2 of Poly-Are-Us, and it gets very chaotic very quickly.Within the first 10 minutes, there is gagging, tears of laughter and the type of ASMR that is only enjoyed by the freakiest amongst us. Later, Courtney recounts the saga of her traumatic experience with a shopping centre elevator and Dan asks a question that well and truly splits the room.If you enjoy this chaos, make sure to hit subscribe and please drop us a like and tell a friend.

Poly-Are-Us is back with a brand new season full of juicy relationship tea.Dan hosts the first episode of season 2, which even features a couple of special guests...Basically we made Jordan and Fraser look after our child so we could talk about sex toys and made each other cringe with overly personal stories that probably should have stayed private.This episode is the first of a bunch of weekly episodes coming in 2026, so make sure to hit subscribe if you enjoy the show and please drop a like and tell a friend.