I'm (hopefully) back baby. Thanks for being here.

We're gonna prove the existence of the FSM today boys and girls.  

FSM loves all, and all are welcome here. We love the LGBT+ community. The same cannot be said of Christianity. 

I know it's been awhile my dudes. Here's something to say thanks for sticking around. New episode hopefully later today. 

In this episode I talk about some ideas I had that weren’t necessarily worth being a full episode on their own but I talk about them all together. hope you enjoy. Sorry for the slow uploads. The next episode will be about Pastafarianism I promise. Thanks for being here!

God is a dick. Sorry for taking so long on this episode! Work has been kicking my ass recently. This is my longest episode yet, and I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for sticking around.

We talk about a brother in sauce who was denied the opportunity to grow a beard to become closer to the FSM, as well as Pastafarianism not being an "approved" religion in the Army. 

This lesson we talk about what a pirate would do and things to keep your life in order.

Today we talk about interacting with members of other religions and how to bring them to the Noodly side

We go over the eight Commandments that the flying spaghetti monster is left for us in the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. The eight I would really rather you didn’t.

I put up a poll on my Twitter and you should all go give a vote